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Show Vind ‘ ei Paul Hacking Seth Hall Kim Hamblin Leslie Hanchett David Hardinger Plague Struck New Incoming Seniors With Dreaded Disease Known As SENIORITIS 99.9% of all Seniors have contracted the critical sickness known as Senioritis. The symptoms are as follows: Able to be excused from nearly every class for reasons unknown, capable of pushing 100% of all Juniors and Sophomores out of the lunch line, taking any bench, chair, or space in the hall they so desire, and, as Mrs. Gilbert remarked, ‘*Able to get away with murder.”’ Along with these well known symptoms there should also be included the fact that Seniors attending High School are usually allergic to any type of sweat, work, or any form of challenge. Yes, Seniors even get boredinosis. So bored in fact, that they take leave of their senses to the point of such irresistable urges to go to concerts, skiing, hunting, going to Steinaker, and checking-out college campuses. Each of these areas serve a purpose. Therapy, both physical and mental, helps the Senior overcome the effects of this disease.Attending physical therapy appointments at Steinaker allows the patient room to enjoy his/her last months. Treatment, as of now, is said to be impossible. Scientists such as Professor Lyle LaBaron Gillman, and Dr. Kristin Wilson are working round-the-clock in search of a quick cure. Yet, these curing methods are old-fashioned. One known cure takes an estimated nine months to go into effect. During this time the victim goes through depression, usually caused by dull dates, hyperactivity, usually caused by exciting dates; and being hot and bothered, usually caused by no dates. During this nine month curing process, the patient, in many cases, becomes involved in school activities. Clubs, classes, and friendships become evident in this trying time after the disease is contracted. Although other cures have been known to appear, the normal Senior simply takes it all in stride and awaits that ever faithful cure ... Graduation! 8G eS Pe ™ = ’ 160 Seniors For friendly service and good facilities, KOA CAMPGROUND. |
