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Show DEAR ABBY Dear Abby: I’m having a difficult time finding dates. What do you suggest I Marjean Oviatt — SR =. eg : do???? I can’t go on!!! Pil KILL MYSELF!!! STOP ME!!! — Sophomore boy — Dear Soph: Listen you little twurp! I don’t have time for you! There are alot of Juniors and Seniors who have REAL problems. So, leave me alone!!!! I’m busy! Thank you for writing in, try again when you’re a Junior. ee L238 vi As tg bias te! = — Abby — Christie Parry cities Than a7) re @ "Terry Phillips Dearest Abby: I’m a sweet wonderful musical star who has difficulty with her voice. What do you suggest? — Hans can’t help — Dear Hans: SO? Is that my fault??? ise tl nasi Dear Abby: I’ve got a big problem ... I’ve never been kissed! My first date is coming up and I want to know, doI close my eyes and open my mouth, or do I close my mouth and open my eyes???? — Virg Lips — Dear Virg: Under the circumstances you should first ask yourself, is it ugly? Could it wear green and pass as a HEFTY? Does it draw flies??? And, does it classify as a reject? Any more stupid questions?? — Abby Supreme — Dear Abby: I’m so happy because of this terms grades. Instead of my usual 0.0 G.P.A. I got ... are you ready??? A BIG 1.3!!!! YA!!!! I’m sooo happy!!!! — Dan the Man — Dear Dan: We all have our little disappointments. — Sheesh! — Dear Abby: I’ve got cars coming out my ears! I can’t be satisfied. I’ve had over 20 cars this year. We’re rich and we know it! Like Father, like ... — Mr. Chisolm’s Son — Dearest Darling Chisolm’s Son: Can I be adopted????? — Mother Abby — Lori Reid TACO TIME is anytime for quick, good quality food and service. Juniors 187 |
