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Show 187 also appreciated her attempts to make me feel welcome, even though she left a light hand print on the area between my shoulder blades which was tingling by the end of the night. With the drinks, my body and mouth started to warm up. An hour in, I asked, "Do you all really like Home Depot?" Everyone stared at me. "Not that all lesbians are interested in Home Depot.. .stereotypes, not good. I'm not really into Home Depot either. Everyone is different. Some people are just like, 'Oh, a band saw? I don't care. I'm more interested in.. .unicorns.' Not that I'm interested in unicorns. But I just mean, lots of different kinds of people-Heather, me, you all. Everyone, you know, just likes certain things. "Ah.. .men, do we need them? I don't really think so. I don't want any in my life. Maybe one, to drink and watch basketball with, but then again, I see you are wearing basketball shorts, Lefty, so maybe that isn't really necessary either. What did you say Amy? Oh, I thought I heard you say something. "Are you sure?" Later, Heidi said she wasn't feeling well and wanted to get out of there early. Amy asked me if I would be able to find a ride home tonight. It seemed like the kind of question I should say yes to, though there was no way I was going to find a ride at the Paper Moon. |