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Show *70 The W I V E S EXCUSE: Or, I Cuckolds make Themfelves. tft } Foot., Undone my fJf/afta a very good FriendM „ , rMf indeed is a Sin I often commit, f^farne" •*rf# m y Belly, for I Week-fphwrdi: I a m hungry! ? **• T ^ f But the Good with the Bad, I have no ^?dy in the Appreheniion of wtntifljg a Supper; for, -t»™es "J* -i':., 0f m y Service. Board-wages is gone to the Devil with M s Bones. 3 *oot Six is the Mate* Gerftlemen 4 Hoot. That was m y iaft Tefter. > R . .r , 53" iPKww.. TSielt poluayt nmoy mHoarned , don't £l *ea*v*e "m/ &e* fof,i G en] 6 Foot. Come, Sir, Seven to Six, i fet ycu< 3 Toot. Briskly, m y Boy. 6 Foot. 1 fet ycu thir. 3 Fcot. H o w much? 6Foet. Three hslfperth of Farthing* 3 F<w. Three halfperth of Farthings!* \ m $ fw fee tho, retains the Spirit of 4 A L t f ! I S " A thou wert born and bred, wilt Jive and die a F O C J ^ C A 3n to complam ot my ^ - . mine ^ A*. Pray d o n ^ J J ^ d d P]aces if w e . **. Come, come, we nav ^ .fl m n keep 'em : And for m y Part i am .fter's AfFairs, to fear tntMoling ot ^ fcu of the F a m i l y £ ^ ^ ^ Recep. criiovn.at e Family, newiy i« up, *uu j , ««. Ay, 1*». Thou hall the *»^*** ft*. The Mailer of it frank and free,!»make an Imitation to the whole Town , "^j***""^ L and hand orn, to give 'em welcome and content. io. •Three half-penny-worth of Farthings! ? f ^ H e /ets jike a Small-beer Butier, in a Foots . Widcj Lady s Family. 3 Fcof. May'ft thou fhrve under the Tyranny o Houfe-keeper, and never k n o w the Comfort of Bo wages again. 6 Foot. Well, well, 1 have m y Money for all that. i Foot. W h y , what a pretty Fellow have we i debauch'd from us, and our Society, by living in a m>ody elfe, and care Family ! But this corr.es of keeping good Hours, J $ Foot' A very g Jiving orderly: Idlenefs after Supper,' in your priijght handle. nano-om, to give ^* - - - - . , p,pr„ fter knows every body, and contrives that e/ery there's a Family to breed up a Supper/ m your priL Houfcs, is the Mother of many Mifchiefs among | Maids. 3 Foot. Ay,ay, want of Employment has thrownt upon fome gentle Chambermaid, and n o w he fets I for good Husbandry, to father her Failings, and get a Vi Kurfe for his Lady. 6 Foot. Better fo, than to father your Matter's Baftari as you do fometimes; or n o w and then cheat hirnj his Wench, in the Convoy, and fteal his Clap fro him. ^ Foot. Gad I mercy i'faitb, Lad, now her Y*Foot. Ay, marry Sir, there's a Family to orccu u, l a p in! You m a / m a k e a Fortune out of fuch a M . Ircfs, before your Mafter can get her with Child. i Foot. M y Mafter has been married not a quarter of a eir, and half the young Men in T o w n know his Wife iready j nay, k n o w that he has k n o w n enough ot ner, >t to care for her already. 3 Foot. And that may be a very good Argument tor me of 'em, to perfwade her to k n o w a little cf fome e as little for him. good Argument, if fhe takes it by the ight handle. i Foot. Some of your Mailers, I warrant you, will put into her Head. 3 Foot. I know m y Mafter has a Defign upon her. 2 Foot. And upon all the W o m e n in T o w n . 4 Foot. Mine is in love with her. $ Foot. And mine has hopes of her. 3 Foot. Every Man has hopes of a n e w marry'd W o - an: For fhe marries to like her M a n ; and if upon Trial ie finds (he can't like her Husband, (hell find fome body elfe that lhe can like, in a very little time, I warrant her, or change her M e n 'till fhe does. N 4 i Foot. |