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Show 1924 'U TON IAN "My, but you look good in this picture." "Why shouldn't I ? Mother was looking right at me while it was being taken." Marie-"I'll never trust any man in the dark." Jimmie (after a scrap)-"It's a cinch you have nothing to fear in the day time." THIS'LL RUSSIA Count Pineski-"How far is the Hotel Headoff?" Duke Ashski-"Not far." "Well, how far?" "Oh, about a bomb's throw." "I suppose I'll pine away," remarked Socrates, raising the cup to his lips. MODERN HOMES BETTER HOME SITES Money for Home Building Insurance-Every Kind ASHTON-JENKINS COMPANY 32 MAIN STREET QUICK WORK Big Negro-"Look here, Sambo, what would you do if you wuz to git a letter from dat Ku Klux Klan?" Little Negro-"Boy, I'd read dat note on de train." Sonny Finkelstein- beeples vell-to-do?" Fadder Finkelstein-vas hard to do." Ladder, was your -"Nein, son, dey First lose?" Roommate-"What did you Second Roommate-"Nothing, why?" First Roommate-"I saw you fixing up your desk today." A gent whose cognomen was Sam Tried to crib on a physics exam He got the right note And he wrote and he wrote And they said: "What a smart boy he am!" The Happy Home Has Electric Servants to make housework easy Come in and see our complete stock of electrical household appliances UTAH POWER & LIGHT COMPANY 'Efficient Public Service" Everything Electrical for the Home Page Three Hundred Forty-Five |
