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Show Remember when ... • Talking about specializing in anesthesiology, Brian Fukushima exclaimed, "HOW COULD ANYONE GET BORED SITTING AROUND ALL DAY??!!" • For Career Day, Simon Durcan wrote that the #1 reason he wants to go into radiology and anesthesiology is because hewould "Get to sit down." • Carmen A. saw a billboard as Tammy, Brian, Ken, Annie, and Carmen drove into Moab that said "Fun Pigs stay at Slick Rock," and she called us "Fun Pigs" from then on. • Every time we go to lunch Annie ends up choosing the place so we nick-named the process, but not her, "Ann1e-arc • hy. " • Mark Stevens said, "Money won't make you happy, but no money will sure make you unhappy." • Greg Jones says, "YOU RULE THE UNIVERSE," to everyone. When asked what he's up to, he always responds, "Just trying to be more like you." To Greg where ever you are: YOU RULE! • Jim Reynolds descriptive vocabulary only consists of "completely awesome" and "classic" or "it sucks" and "isn't worth the time of day." • Trent Holberg, while playing ping-pong with Weiru Shao said, "Weiru, for a Chinese guy you sure put a lot of English on the ball." •Russ Nelson called Justin Hawes "Jason" for an entire year. • Derek Anderson used a defective sink that sprayed water on his pants at waist level. When he went in to see the patient she looked at the wet spot. He looked down and said, "Uh, I had a little accident." • During physical diagnosis, Craig Cook was interviewing a patient at LDS Hospital. Shortly after learning that the patient was blind in one eye due to her diabetes, Craig began his review of systems and one of the first questions he asked was if she experienced any diplopia. • During interviews of difficult patients, Russ Nelson had a patient who was very talkative. She had come to the doctor because she hurt her back while raking leaves. The patient was very good and Russ ended up helping her pick out a color for her new luggage. The attending intervened eventually and set up the scenario that Russ had finished the interview, done a physical exam, and now was going to discuss his findings with the patient. Russ began, "After talking to you and examining you, I've determined that you hurt your back while raking leaves." • Roses are red Violets are blue Weiru -- Ed Peterson • During a lecture on nitrous oxide, the professor asked, "What part of N-O don't you understand?" |