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Show Remember when ... • Mike Johnson asked, a la Miltenberger, if someone could come to the front of the room to help him demonstrate the cremasteric reflex to the class. • Mark Johnson asked the Embryology T.A. if the descension of the testes is a bilateral process. The man paused thoughtfully, then stated, "uh .. .in most people." • Dr. Kirtly Parker-Jones said during lecture, "I love cervical mucus!" • Alex Bullock signed a daily progress note under his resident's note, "Agree with above, except ... " • A resident wrote in his daily progress note to, "See the medical student's note." Then Becky Zenger wrote under that to, "see the resident's note, because I don't have time." • Dr. Dirk Noyes, in the OR, made Scott Kendell tell the chief resident, Alvie Devia, to keep his eyes on the field every time Devia looked away. Subsequently, Devia starting pimping Scott, then looked back down to the patient and upon doing so, a piece of popcorn fell off his (Devia' s) head into the patient. CT unior mint, anyone?) • The guest from Orem who was exposed to toxic fumes stated, "The fireman told me that when there's a fire, lots of things get burned up." ' ' ' ' ' I I ' • Phil Fischer stated in physical diagnosis lecture to a five year old girl, "I've got a snake in my pocket and his name is Tickles. Would you like to see him?" • MARK STEVENS was 1 HOUR LATE to the USMLE step 1. • Rick Ash fainted during the bone marrow biopsy lecture from seeing slides of blood. • The Utah AMSA group went to Portland and won all of the alcohol in the raffle by entering the names of all the past LDS presidents. • Jason Ipson asked in microbiology about the possibility of reinfecting oneself with herpes if one reuses a condom • During pulmonary physiology lab first year, a group of students were doing PFT' s. Technician: "Name." Student: "Rich Maxwell." Technician: "Smoker or non-smoker?" Student: (looking sheepish) "Uh, just a few in high school." • During Embryology lecture, Dr. Schoenwolf was talking about polydactyly. He remarked he wanted to show a clip of a "revolutionary" new treatment for polydactyly. He proceeded to show a Saturday Night Live skit promoting a new drug "Handi-off," which causes unwanted digits to shrivel up and fall off. Then Terri Reynolds-Rogers raised her hand, "Could you please explain the mechanism of action of this drug?" • During physical diagnosis, a nurse demonstrated the breast exam on a volunteer patient. Justin Hawes was the first student to do the exam. Justin, while palpating very carefully, "Hmm ... that feels good." |
