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Show THE 'LECTIOXEERS A freshman and a sophomore Came ambling to the polls, With big opinions in their hearts And shoetacks in their soles. Quoth he who was the sopomore, "I'd like to see a guy Who'd run this student body once With clear and open eye! I'd like to see him put some pep- About a ton of jazz- Into this damn dead student mob, And move them to a frazz!" Whereon the freshman smirked squirked Like Uncle Sammie's geyser. 'The co-ed is the one who sleeps- I know the guy to Rise-er!" "No!" said the doughty sopohomore, "We cannot vote for Hamer. Our co-ed is as wild as Hell- We need someone to tame her. The one to slam her into shape- Is just the guy I have in mind- I think I'll vote for Taylor!" The freshman struggled from a spell He wrassled with his stupor, And came back with this ugly one: "The guy we need is Cooper! I've noticed guys whose name is 'George' They ramble with the sun. There's Georgie Coray here in school, And there's George Washington." The sophomore began to swear- Essayed a little song. And then he swore as loud as Cain With words three times as long. "You are yet in your milky stage- You'd better run for cover! You wiggle like a pussy-foot! and You jabber like a lover! We cannot vote for Joseph S.- He might be Joseph E. We cannot vote for those w've named- You boob you must agree! We need some guy, supineless nut, To join opposing factions; Who'll bring the Greeks back down to earth And curtail silly actions- Who'll give the Greekless studes a chance- Who'll bust the knockers! floor 'em! I know a guy who'll do the job, So here's my vote for Thorum!" Dinty Moore and the Boy from Cal. Entertain the Shimmy Sisters from the Passing Show. |