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Show It is no wonder that so many girls are taking Logic when such matters as these are discussed: Professor Erickson: Girls, just as soon as you allow yourselves to be circumscribed by a fellow, he loses interest in you. * * * * S|t % On February 12 Aunt Lucie brought out her home brew. It had a characteristic color, but lacked the punch. ****** Mays asked Kerr to get him a jersey. Kerr said, "Tommy's got but one and it's not big enough for you." Mays: "Well, it's big enough for me if it Fitzpatrick." He got the jersey. ****** Joe-Pat was drowned yesterday. Ed-Could he swim? Joe-Yes, but he was a union man; he swam for eight hours and then quit. Beal-Everything nowadays is done by machinery, Aaron. Smith-Veil, I dunno; talking is still done by hand. & * >& * * $* F. Wishon-Goodbye father, I'll write before the end of the week. Father-Good, gracious, Frank, you must make that check last longer than that. A company of soldiers were halted on a bridge. The captain called out, "fall in," and Pat fell in. Becky-At the place where I was spending my vacation this summer, a fresh young farmer tried to kiss me. He told me he'd never kissed a girl in his life. Mary-What did you say to him? Becky-I said that I was no agricultural experiment station. Page 256 |