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Show WYATT GIVES US A PAGE ISN'T HE GRAND? The assembly hall was fast filling. Jack Dempsey, famous in four continents, was scheduled to "tell how it feels to be famous." All of the dignitaries of the college were decorated at convenient angles about the speaker's table. Jake Shafsky arose to introduce the "man of the hour." Two typical University girls entered a trifle late. Pointing to Jake, the taller exclaimed rapturea"-like: "There he is! My isn't he wonderful-this man of many blows?" "He shure is," adoringly. The best of professors will attract one's attentions by continuously interrupting one's train of thought by calling on them to answer an irrelevant question. TURRIBLE! The prof is serious. (Holy gee!) What is that- Can it be Oh, say not so- But yet, maybe it's A part of his- Oh, I cannot say it, For where can his wife be Could she neglect to Tuck it in-• So that we could not Know his lot- His absent-mindedness In forgetting- (Oh, despair) To tuck in his winter underwear! Page 270 |