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Show As some profs would teach bacteriology-Now in my right hand are bact. In my left are bact. All about me-Class are you cone, on bact. There is someone who has no idea of bact. when I make it so plain the course is too hard for you you will please leave the class. There the disturb elem has left i feel better we must have no undercurrents. Thorup-I'm not going to that female barber shop again; there is a rude girl there, don't you know? Jake-What did she say? Thorup-Why, she looked at my moustache and asked me if I would have it sponged off or rubbed in. :gf sj* ^s % % $i BETTER CONDITIONS How are you getting along these days, Forman? Professor Forman: Oh, not so bad; but wages are very low in my profession. Why, how is that? Only the other day I heard you had an increase. Oh, yes, true enough; but that was in the family. When a girl can tell the difference between truth and flattery these days, she is too practical to be in love. AN EDIT How dear to this school ai*e those obsolete systems: Urbana, Euterp and a host of old names; didn't know they were here until one day we missed 'em. Just like the old miner who died on his claims; Old Tau Kappa Alpha go find Open Forum, it's buried beneath father carelesses shrine. And Pi Delta Epsi with never a quarum. Agronomia rest where the others are Lyin'. (Note: We space most of it with dashes but the best we space with stars.) # s}i ^ sji sic ^ Skunk Barnes, jvho was due to graduate when the rest of us were playing marbles, gave his contemporary, Dr. Thomas, something to think about one day when the latter called on him for a problem in Bs. Lawr. Said Barnes: I don't know what the hell that would be. WHAT WE HAVE BELOW Left-Dean Beal's classes get an idea of the Bank of Ephraim. Right-The Bank of Ephraim. |