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Show WILSON HOTEL Rates made to Students and Teachers "Where've you been?" "To a wedding." "Any good ?" "Rotten." "Whose." "Mine." * 7li * Now that so many ladies are divorced, and some of them more than once, we need a new term for them. "Ex wife" is crude, and one can hardly refer to an ex-ex-ex wife. Perhaps it would be well to take a hint from the Freemasons, and refer to her simply as the Past Grand Master. >K >K ^ PITY HER Sarah-I had a nut sundae. Clara-I have one calling to-night. >K X ^ NONE OF THEM PERFECT Wanted-A young lady for alterations. INCH & jtiwljrrjrvo CAFE FIRST PRIZE WINNER Build it of IRONSTONE Salt Lake's Celebrated Face Brick The Salt Lake Pressed Brick Company Manufacturer 42 So. Main St. Phone Was. 951 They say there's a lassie named Snooks Who dazzles the men with her looks; She has brains in her head, And is rich, it is said; But, dammit! She's only in books. A CLEAN JOKE Ivory-"Ninety-nine and four one-hundredths." Soap-"Keep that school girl complexion." •*¦ ^ X They stood on the covered bridge on the mill race looking at the neckers' moon and counting the stars. Suddenly he broke forth-"Matilda, I love you, I love you. Be mine." She looked at him inquiringly. "Did I make myself plain, Matilda." Slowly she turned to him with these words, "No, Luke, you were born plain." FRESH SEA FOOD AND ALL KINDS OF SPECIALTIES Private Rooms for Ladies 20 East Second South 3i6 |
