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Show CADILLAC and OAKLAND Sharman Automobile Company 51 South State St. IN THE SPRING A YOUNG MAN'S FANCY Bill S.-'I see you've been "Budding." Drew J-"I hear you've been "Teudt-ing." WILL LEAP YEAR EXPLAIN THIS? Eliot had just finished a creditable solo-when Edith says with great admiration, "Eliot, do you know, 'I love you'?" ^4 ^ ^34 PARTY PROBLEMS Girl (at party) I'm going home; there are too many drunks here! Intoxicated escort: Was'h matter? Make you homeshick? Watches FOR YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN Prices: $12.75 to $8.50 Quotations on Class Pins and Rings Gladly Given. * DIAMONDS * Anderson Company Jewelers 267 So. Main Salt Lake's Credit Jewelers THE SMILE THAT CAME OFF The morning inspection was taking place. Private Smart's face seemed more like an oats stubble than what a private's face should be. "Ha! Ha! No shave this morning," was the officer's comment. "He! He! No razor," was the reply. "Ho! Ho! Ten days in the hoos-gow." * *K * Squire-"Did you send for me, my Lord?" Launcelot-"Yes, make haste, bring me the can opener; I've got a flea in my knight clothes." * * * ' Student: What are your terms for students? Landlady: Deadbeats and bums. Phone Wasatch 4378-4379 WESTERN OPTICAL COMPANY P. O. Box 208 Kearns Building Manufacturing and Dispensing Opticians CHAS. N. FEHR, Manager Salt Lake City 332 |