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Show "Ain't It the Truth?"Take care of the Profs, and the marks will take care of themselves.-Overstrom.It's easier to raise Hell than a grade in mechanics.-Beckstrand.Pride goeth before a flunk.-Lyman.A book on time saves a fine.-Miss Nelson.A pony in the hand is worth) two in a locker.-Pack.Fresh caps don't make the Freshman.A word to the wise is resented.It's Hell to be Broke.Stranger-"What chair do you hold in this institution?"Prof. Pack-"I have the chair of Geology, Paleantology, Petrology, Petrography, and Geomophology."Stranger-"Say, that's no chair-that's a regular settee."It is said of Sharman thatHe is so tall that he has to climb up on a chair to get his hands in his pocket,And that if he gets a cold In his feet in the spring it takes until fall for it to reach his head.Millicent-"Say, honest, do you like Nora?"Eleanor-"Well, she's got a good heart and means well, but"-Millicent-"Neither do I."'Tis sad such little interest, In Greek art should be shown. I'm sure the Venus at the Bath Is only barely known.The only thing that can be said of Spitko is that he is closer than the next second, and that's going some.Ray Hatch, '08,-on the summer survey visited town and imbibed somewhat freely. Returning he found himself a great poet, so he stopped every man, woman and child that he met, assumed an eloquent attitude and turned this loose:- "There once was a man And he was wondrous wise, He took nine observations on Polaris, And not one of 'em was right."Secret OrganizationsTHE PROHIBITION CLUB.Members.Shorty Sharman R. CoatesA. A. Anderson Stub. LoofbourowEvan B. Houtz Warren KingMintz bmith Etc.THE KNOCKERS' CLUB.Chief Hammerer-G. C. Gansl. Other Knockers.THE GOOD LOCKING CLUB.Pres. and Best Looker-Tommy Walton. Vice-Pres.-Tub Hennesy.YE ORDER OF YE STUDENT LAMP. Officers and Members-Doc Raybould.?"Make yourself at home" (for you won't make anything of yourself at college).THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW WAY( 2J4) |