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Show A DistinctionWouldn't It Be Awful, MabelStudent-"Well, Mr. Lyman, what doyou think on that subject?"Prof. Lyman-"I don't think-I know!" Student-' Well, you see, I'm in the samefix-I uon't think I know."As a pedestrian passed a house on Twelfth East street twelve masked men jumped out and began to pummel him unmercifully."Here, here, what are you going to do with me," he shouted in terror."Rob you," they explained."Oh, joy; I thought I was the victim of a fraternity initiation," he said, with a sigh of relief.If Dickert should set 'em up?If Bencraft should flunk?If Roberts were found eating his lunch alone?If Tommy Walton won ths beauty contest?If Lacelle Cummings cut fussing for a half day?If Fred Snow should lose his curling iron?If Miss Latinier got a stiddy?If Geological Palmer got the lock-jaw?If the Freshmen class made some campus rules for the rest of us?If Tub should really graduate even from the normal course?If Gagon got a hair cut?Customer-"I want to get a book. It was written by some chorus girl."Dealer-"Don't you remember the title?" Customer-"No, but I think it's "How the Lower Half Lives."She-"Why Charlie, how dare you put your arm around me?"Charlie-"Well, you see, I've just washeo my rands and I can't do a thing with them!"University HeadquartersSALT LAKE CITY'S LEADING HOTELIt Is Rumored ThatProf. G. A. Overstrom advocates removing the duty on plug cut.Ebaugh was caught on a pony in a calculus exam.Joe Maddock has some promising material for the football team of 1927.Prof. French has flunked out in assaying.An anti-race su:cide club has been organized by Profs. Gibson, Hartman, Ebaugii, Wise and Arnoldson. No faculty member barred.?Physical Instructor-"Young man, you are well preserved. You ought to live to a good old age."Hale and Hearty-"I was canned at Stanford, Joe."Mary had a little calf,Oh, this is very shocking; And when the boys began to laughShe padded up her stocking.( 207 ) |