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Show The NormalsQOOR YOUNG AMERICA! Thousands of poor, innocent kids will be at the mercy of the Normal graduates next fall. All year these Normals have been training for the slaughter of the innocents. They know so much psychology that they can read the wicked thoughts in the youngsters' minds and can detect the slightest infraction of a rule, even though their backs are turned. Under Mr. Tipton's able instruction they have learned to make paddles that spank beautifully, wonderfully, fearfully. They can make plant ladders for the school flowers to climb upon, and book shelves to hold their volumes of "Special Methods." Special methods for what, we do not know; but are inclined to think the full title, "Special Methods for Inflicting Arithmetic, and Other Tortures Upon the Offspring of Anti-Race Suicide Promoters." Be that as it may, the University turns loose a great number of will-be teachers this year, and for the sake of the little kids throughout the State, let us hope that each and everyone of these Normals will be married and settled down before September.(62) |