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Title 1910 Utonian '10 junior year book
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Subject College yearbooks; University of Utah--Periodicals
Publisher Junior Class of the University of Utah
Contributors Alley, James E.
Date 1909
Type Text
Format application/pdf
Digitization Specifications Originals scanned at 400ppi on an Epson Expression 1640XL flatbed scanner. Display images generated in CONTENTdm as JP2000s, 800 pixels in width, 15 to 1 compression rate.
Resource Identifier Utonian_1910
Source LD5538 .U8 1908/09
Source Physical Dimensions 25 cm x 21 cm
Language eng
Relation J. Willard Marriott Library, University of Utah, Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
Coverage 1908-1909
Rights Management Digital image copyright 2006, University of Utah. All rights reserved.
Contributing Institution J. Willard Marriott Library, University of Utah, Salt Lake City, Utah, United States
ARK ark:/87278/s6z038z6
Setname uum_utonian
ID 739820
Reference URL https://collections.lib.utah.edu/ark:/87278/s6z038z6

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Title Page 206
OCR Text The Latest from Our Provo FriendsFreshman-"Gimme a beer."Waiter-"We can't sell booze to minors."Freshman-"But you see, I'm a Medic."Math. Prof, (in Geometry)-"Well, Miss Y-, you seem to have a good figure, but you will have to prove it.""All things come to him who waits," sighed the Jap as he drained the glasses of the fraternity stags.Prexy-Don't you know it's wrong to match nickels?Soph.-Oh, that's all right; it's no more than fare. Co3e / S 0 s . t- J (• Tnmnnr3~v ,-* Cos*1 IT The Bottle CryLives of great men all remind us As their pages o'er we turn, That we're apt to leave behind us Letters that we ought to burn.Hark, listen to the battle cry! (Bottle cry.)The sound of pedant men, And many an ear has heard it said,"The gamblers go again", Beside them ring the battle-shout,And burst of common talk: The master of the luring denHas heard it with a shock!Her streets, once red with champagne fine,Where knelt the whiskied foe, When "topes" would try to toe the lineWith small success to show, No more shall feel the drunkard's tread,Or know the conquered knee: Shall Salt Lake's prohibition callBe thrown into the sea?0 better that the liquor store Should fall beneath my eye!1 trespassed once beyond her door, And set the "booze" on high;And why, amid this latter day,Must all saloons combine, To give the prohibitionistThe jolly good old stein/Let's Give 'em the Horse LaughOh, you 1st Prep.-"Why do they call Dr. Pack the 'Modern Sampson?' "Second Prep.-"Because he obtains his strength from the locks of his hair."Some of us work our way through college by waiting on the table, while others stay after class and work the prof.N. B.-This joke is original.A young chap studying law Wrote home one day to papaw: "Dear Daddy, I'm broke, My clothes are in soak, Regards to yourself and mamaw."( 206 )
Format application/pdf
Resource Identifier 206-UTON-1910_Page 206.tif
Source Original Book: Utonian 1910
Setname uum_utonian
ID 739794
Reference URL https://collections.lib.utah.edu/ark:/87278/s6z038z6/739794