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Show The Latest from Our Provo Friends Freshman-"Gimme a beer." Waiter-"We can't sell booze to minors." Freshman-"But you see, I'm a Medic." Math. Prof, (in Geometry)-"Well, Miss Y-. you seem to have a good figure, but you will have to prove it." "All things come to him who waits," sighed the Jap as he drained the glasses of the fraternity stags. Prexy-Don't you know it's wrong to match nickels? Soph.-Oh, that's all right; it's no more than fare. The Bottle Cry Coj< z Lives of great men all remind us As their pages o'er we turn, That we're apt to leave behind us Letters that we ought to burn. Hark, listen to the battle cry! (Bottle cry.) The sound of pedant men, And many an ear has heard it said, "The gamblers go again", Beside them ring the battle-shout, And burst of common talk: The master of the luring den Has heard it with a shock! Her streets, once red with champagne fine, Where knelt the whiskied foe, When "topes" would try to toe the line With small success to show, No more shall feel the drunkard's tread, Or know the conquered knee: Shall Salt Lake's prohibition call Be thrown into the sea? 0 better that the liquor store Should fall beneath my eye! 1 trespassed once beyond her door, And set the "booze" on high; And why, amid this latter day, Must all saloons combine, To give the prohibitionist The jolly good old stein? Let's Give 'em the Horse Laugh Oh, you 1st Prep.-"Why do they call Dr. Pack the 'Modern Sampson?'" Second Prep.-"Because he obtains his strength from the locks of his hair." Some of us work our way through college by waiting on the table, while others stay after class and work the prof. N. B.-This joke is original. A young chap studying law Wrote home one day to papaw: "Dear Daddy, I'm broke, My clothes are in soak, Regards to yourself and mamaw." ( 206 ) |