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Show Lord ChesterfieldBonnemort (in Engineering Society)--"I think we ought to have a booth at the Junior Prom. I understand the Apple Pies and Delta Hoopsilons intend to have booths, and we. are just as good as any dago bunch in college."Junior-"I kissed one of the college girls the other day."Soph-"Did she yell?"Junior-"Yes, she gave a college yell that brought out the whole class and I had to kiss them all before they would let me go."Her fair white brow was puckered,And her lovely face was pained, *And with dainty little teardropsHer charming cheeks were stained;I asked her very gentlyWhat grief her sad heart hid. "I've a new dress for the party,And I haven't got a bid."Three Tooele vounjg1 men had a lively discussion about "Niobe" while the troupe was playing in that city. "I know-it's a physical impossibility for a girl to play a statue so well as that," said one.. "But I know that it was a girl," said another, "'cause I saw her eye-winkers." "Well," conceded the third, "it might have been a statue with a girl's head."The Art-"Ah, love is like the spring time." The Engineer-"Yes, all slush."208 |
