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Show M. V. Eardley, A~< : Manager Junior Year Book, tine student until he met the girls.H. H. Hills, 2F : Same as Eardley about the girls. Member Executive Committee Engineering Society.A story of two JuniorsI will relate to you; A story full of heart breaks,But pity 'tis, 'tis true. Now one was tall and stately.And one was fair and gay; And both wrought havoc with the heartsOf maidens-I've heard say. And all went well until it chanced,That on a sad, sad day, Across the campus tripped a maidAs fair as flowers in May; And Harold's heart and Mehring'sBy Cupid's dart was stung. But maidens then, as maidens now,Can only love but one, And so, while trying to choose betweenThese Juniors of renown, She found a lad more to her taste,And turned both of them down.Claire Young: Member Gamma Phi Sorority, advisor to President of Student Body.Hazel Stevens : Member Gamma Phi Sorority. Literary Editor Chronicle for two years. Editor of Junior Year Book. Secretary of Arts.A Every morning just at eight,He waits for her by the gate, And says as she comes up the street: "How strange that we so often meet." But Hazel knows 'tis not by chance, For she has read in his loving glance The old true story, and knows that Jeter At Hymen's altar longs to meet her.*Alice Farnsworth : President Theta U. Sorority. Chairman Executive Committee Junior Class. Member U. D. C, 'o5-'o6.Just Alice and Hazel and Claire-Three maidens fair.They reign supreme, each one a queen,With a court of Juniors always seen;Of the spoils of fame each has her share,For Hazel is learned and Alice a star,And Claire is famed for sweetness afar.These maidens fair-Just Alice and Hazel and Claire.LE ENVOI.Fifty little Freshmen, every one alive, Fifteen of them flunked, leaving thirty-five.Chief Five and thirty Sophomores, Oh, calculus they hate!Seven of them dropped out, leaving twenty-eight. Twenty-eight Juniors and electricity- Twenty-five ammeters "burnt," leaving only three. Three little Seniors, too few for a class- Three quit school and thus '07 passed.60 |