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Show --->•c-,o--••-.-, ---•- ----•-••- --- }JLJJvJOJ~ J.. * MORAL ADVISE FOR THE FAT Oh, sor.10 guys dio of gall-stones And some may die of hives, And some from drinking whiskey ~nd gin may lose thgir lives; But tho biggest darn surprises Tho.t sonJs souls to tho skies, Ar o tho bullets ~ot from fooling With tho :,' .:.e r guy's wivosJ C C C The reason some of the men in camp go around. with u sour puss, is because thoy 1 vo spent the night sweetening tho Ki tty. o C c Al, sat beside r.i.e in tho L:css Hull recently. "T.his is Po.rol e :Coo.r tl Steak, 11 hc sc, id "Wottcha neo.n, Po.r ole Boa.rel Steak?" I o.skod. Very tou 0 Al snarled, rippin; into 1..mothcr html!.:. b., C C C Rube: 11Why don 't you like girls ? 11 Unger 11 They 1 r o too Bio.sect," Rube i "Bi o.s od? 11 Unger _ "Yes, Bias this an<l Bias that until I'm busted," c C O Ohls, says t he best thing o.bout drerun is, thx wh~n you wake up it ho.sn 't cost Y O'ol .l ;";hing. C C Ho.rd oxerciso isn't necessary to reduce woight. Just sit at a table and slowly very slowly turn the head from side to sidot C C t.: ''I dro.nk two quarts of whiskey last nigbt, and didn't oven stuggor •" · Rube "Gosh, how could you do it? 11 Ca.no.van: "Oh, I couldn't oven move. II Cn.navnn: 0 C C Lt. Kuhns, hc..<l finished telling a pretty ta.11 ya.rn to Lt. Cullo.hnn, o.nd wo.s a bit pi qued to note tha.t he w~s ta.king it with mo1·0 thun o. gro.in of so.lt. "You don't be lieve . that story, do you?" He so.id with n hurt lock. "Well, er-ah," stumbled Cnlla.ho.n, 11 r ea.lly, yo1:1 Jr.now." 11 Sir," Ku hns interrupted hotly.," 11 Why, I believe every word of tho.t big li e you told me this morning~" C C C I wns going to tell you o. ynrn a.bout o. felrow who tried to pe~ in a. telephone booth, In this Issue, But there j ust wasn't room for it • • • • • • • • • • • * So sh or t or should I sny So Long, Shucks a. doodle. c C O C A mun who drinks like a. fish o.nd goos for any old line is pretty sure sooner or latter to got hooked. P.S. No one knows who 11Moo-Cow 11 is who.t she is, or why. Ask Proffessor Mo.rshall • . (He Knows o.11). 11.Ah me, aint love just Gro.nd?" *• * * * * * * * * * * ** |
