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Show ..., Aug. 31, 1935 •• .. .., ••••• •••• THE RIDGE RUJ:ilj_JER ..... ..... ..... ..... ..... . page 7 "CREAM-O-wwrn JUST IMAGINE SAWICKI (Play ing pool) ··-Watch this dispo sition , boys . Tom Ma y allo'J'.7 ing an oppo rtuni ty to go fi sh ing get by wi tlrnu t t o.king advan tagtJ of it. G. I. IiajES --vVhy . did Eve eat :,Le Cornf lc.lrn s missi ng_ a ride in to apple ? Gree nvill e . · ROSE BUD- -Proba bly becau se the devil Simps on worki ng for the Army . told her it would be good for her Scowd e n wan ting to sleep in jail. comp lexion . "Bul lcalf " full of beer . Whitt cryin e over a broke n jug • ARMES--Why • are women like cigar s? .Anyone laugh ing at Stink y Davi s's SILVE RBER G--Be cause you can't judge jokes . · the fille r by the-w rappe r. Armes as ·a Company Cler~ . G.I. Hayes as a poop . sharlc . MAd-.;.Okie, what is your defin ition Funde rburg weari ng a certa in _ of the word~ "matr imony " ? girl' s ring. · · OKIE-~A soTt of trust for the proThe baseb all team winni ng a game . _· tecti on of infan t indu strie s. A. Taylo r as a baseb all playe r • . "Reel" Edwa rds being a brun ette. LETEMPT--! heard that the girls in J8rni gan's const ernat ion the Gree nville are very mode st . uther monn ing when he read the fever · RIGHTER-.;.How so? t hermo meter . LETE MPT-- Well, two of them were Meeti ng a girl on Satur day, find badly shoc~ ed by a naked w!re ing ou :b t hat yo u we ro mc. rri ed un I'ri the other day . . day and had been divor ced ThLlrs day . .. .. . . . .. .... . .... M r 11' 1--r:, \Y ,1y. .l:f-\ U- ' .:---I,"v1=\' L /:- 0 ~. f"l-r· . l 1 .,,.,,· i \ \ /;.i"1~ -~ ..-,,, . ~ - ·• ) ~ \\ /_ ·- · I c.. . sHoe/ 1 ...).' . _,/ . ' V ( -• ,,._~:•. I ;J~ 1:~~ lL, fTt:, -. : . : ·' (i~ ,__ -~--.. . I J-....,; 1 a: 1T rr.-·-,~f1 j.J':._'¢_, 8\ £_ ~-- ' ., ~:::· f•., 1··,. )" f : _:~:_-· . '. I .. tc . .. . . . .. . . . .. .. . . . . ,, - ' .'/ C~'- ,: CJ ' • . t:::::::::1!••. - ------~ /' ' , 1· ----r -· - i , • ·• , ' STURDY \iiTORK SHOES FOR TOUGH JOBS GENERAL MERCHA11DIJE FULL LINE OF DRY GOODS NOTIONS oc GR8CSRIE3 DANCilTG EVERY SAT. NIGI-rl.1 Cold Drink s - Sandw iches Boats - Cabin s · 4 miles North of Gree nville on HiGhway ·57 |
