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Show ., ., Ji>age 8 •••••••••••••••••• ••• THE RIDG ERUJ\JNER ••• • ••••••••••••• July 20, 19 35 WHO IS IT "111 fM {f) fR ADVICE TO THE LOVE-LORN By Mr. I'm-In-Love-Jr. Dear Mr. I'm-In-Love-Jr: I am terribly worried and would dustrious young man. He is r a t her like to get your advice. short in stature, about five feo t My husband eats crackers in bed three - we'd say. He hns a dark and, in spite of all I tell him, he complexion - dark hair and dark persists in pursuing this unique eyes. he reports, torture. What can .I do? According to recent mixed sbmehow got his suitcases Ima Kutekid and is now in the possession of a variety of queer looking clothes. Dear Ima Kutekid: Although we have not yet , seen him Your problem is very puzzling. wear them, we believe that he would After much study and deliberation, look quite charming in his new I o.m persuaded to deci'de in favor suite. of your husband. He is only a man as men go. You know -how men are. The answer to last week's "WHO I f not, come up and see me s ar1e IS IT,. is Manual Altman. time. If he doesn't get uny worse, •••• • •• •• • • ••• ••• • •• just grin and bear it; all the men know want a cracker when they go I "CHOICE" to bed. A CCC boy wns at a dance in an Mr. I'm-In-Love-Jr. intoxicated condition o.nd had asked several girls for n dunce, with no success. Finally, becoming disgust-Dear Mr. I'm-In-Love-Jr: My boy friend, whom I love very ed, he told one .of them to go to h--1! This made the girl angry nnd much, has gone to st.Louis nnd left r.a.e behind. \ivha t sho.11 I do? she told her brother vrho happened to be there. Her brother called the 1. Amures CCC boy on the outside o.nd threatened to whip him if he didn't o.pologize. Whereupon, the CCC boy hunt-Dear I. Am.ures: About the only o.dvice that I cun ed the girl up and said to her, you is "Send it to him". give h---. to going o.bout mind "Never difnde m have I Your brother and Mr. I'm-In-Love-Jr. f'erent arr~.ngements1 n He staggered away nonchalnnt.ly. ••••••••••• •••••••• He has the nature of a very in- J{)b'JA\_f' IJ~lfflRY WE SERVE Al'TD REC OLiMEND BUTTER NUT BREAD liCROSS FROM POST OFFICE Poplnr Bluff, Missouri Greenville , Missouri |
