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Show A.ug. 1?, 1935 ••• , •••••••••• TWi RI!1GF.RtJNNF.R ••• • o • "CREA.1'1.I-0-WITn fil--~ [) lt1 JUST (0 JR IMAGINE - KELLY--Gee, I feel rotten this morning. RANGER LOOGAN( Sarcastical ly)-•-M:a:rbe you've been smokin' too many tailor mades. PAUL--Have another glass of beer, Cornflake s. CORNFLAKES--Wait now, Paul, you've been paying all night, let's match for this one. JUDGE HAYES--You are charged with habitual drunkenne ss. What excuse have you to offer? "Buzzard" LIVINGST ON--Habitu al thirst, Judge. TOM MAY--Why don't you wear your Governmen t clothes on your date? There's no use goin' to all that trouble and wearing out your civilian clothes. FUNDERBURG--Aw, a fellow can't afford to dress tip in G.I. clot hes when he is dating college women. .MA.YBERRY--I took an active part in a ~ot of bloody scrapes over in .!!'ranee. SCHOEMEHL--Yeq_h? MAYBERRY-~Uh-Huh - I was the company barber. STEWART--Have a cigarette , Orval. KEA.RNEY--No, thanks, I have some. .. .. .. -. . . .. . ... . .. IN GREENVILLE YOU CAN FIND IT AT - ft'1A ~$~lb ll iM ID fE fR \ ~~ MI:. br t rt O. Greenvill e, Missouri ·. • • • • • • • • ••••••• • • • -Pago 0 By fl8peedy 0 Burke Mosies stealing brid neast. Stinky Davis take is girl to the show. Ranger Loogan call dories in his sleep. Kelly not write sweet poem about is girl at home. G.I. Hayes wash pot and pan on K.P. Jellison not bumming a smoke. Geo. Williams swing pick and shovel. McGowan has tower men. Rosie has brush dragger. Okies has top kick. Cornflake serve five meal a day. Tennessee not love sick. Geo. Mengel has road foreman. Webb has second cook. Harry Mengel on K.P. G'Sell giving out tailor-ma der cigarette s to McDonough. Kearney got marry at at Poplar Bluff. Silverberg t&k9 a le ov c to ct. Louis to see is girl. Shot-Bttn . spend a lot money on is girl friend. Tarzan write a love letter to is girl. Deryer has army clerk. Isom got marry to a girl in Greenvill ~. Pal freeman draw is girl friend picture. Mayberry playing checker. v. Miller going to Taskee every week-end. F. Martin check out canteen book. R. Righter has bus driver. Tom May working at filling service station. Signed-"Speedy" Burke |
