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Show COLLEGIATE LIFE <br><br> FRESHMAN NOTES. <br> Would the world go around if- <br> We should have [heat] on cold days ? <br> The wind would stop blowing? <br> They would cover up the trench? <br> Every C. I. member would buy "Life"? <br> Edward would quit the mashing business? <br> Miss Paden should forget to ring the bell? <br> Pearl should lose her smile? <br> Leslie should stop his grieving? <br> Stella should come to school for a whole week straight along? <br> Byard would forget to be polite? <br> Mr. Johns should stop rapping his pencil? <br> The first year English class should behave? <br> Kate would forget to faint? <br> Marjorie should have her Latin? <br> Grace should be late? <br> The girls would have gym? <br> Everyone would sing in chorus? <br><br> Don't worry about the future, <br> The present is all thou hast- <br> The future will soon be present, <br> And the present wil [sic] soon be past. <br><br> There is only one knocker commended in the Scripture, and he is the one that knocks on the door of success and keeps knocking until the door is opened. <br><br> Good, better, best, <br> Never let it rest <br> Till your good is better <br> And your better best. <br><br> A freshman was cast onafar-away [sic] shore <br> Where a cannibal monarch held sway, <br> That freshman was served, a la quail, upon toast, <br> Ere the eve of the very next day. <br><br> But the vengeance of heaven fell on their tracks, <br> For before the next morning was seen, <br> With cholera morbus the whole tribe was attacked, <br> For that freshman was terribly green. <br><br> This Sign Stands for G "CUTS THAT PRINT" <br> HALF TONES, ZINC ETCHINGS, COLOR PLATES, ETC. <br> When you want particular work send to us or telephone, and we'll send for it. We accommodate "rush" orders. <br> ENGRAVING DEPARTMENT <br> GILES ADVERTISING AGENCY <br> 505-512 Boyd Park Building, Salt Lake City <br><br> |