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Show COLLEGIATE LIFE <br> "Unless you pay me true and fair <br> The dues from every soul, <br> That lives within that school of yours <br> Upon that rocky knoll." <br><br> "For I am the ghost of the baseball team, <br> Of basketball, and all <br> The other teams that ever were- <br> Mighty, great and small." <br><br> "They must have dues, Oh, they must have dues <br> If they do wish to be <br> The finest teams that ever lived, <br> Within this fair countree." <br><br> "So you must get dues, dues, dues, dues. <br> If you ever wish to be <br> Happy agin upon this earth, <br> And away, away from me." <br><br> But up till now, he has never as yet, <br> Been able those dues to collect. <br> So every night at half-past twelve, <br> The skeleton comes unchecked. <br><br> So pay your dues, Oh, pay your dues, <br> And save this unhappy man <br> From an awful, sickening, lingering death, <br> At the hands of a skel-et-tan. <br> JAMES ASHTON, ‘13. <br><br> First Sweet Young Thing-"Oh, my gold ring is dented. What shall I do?" <br> Second S. Y. T.-"Why, take it to the dentist, of course." <br><br> Store Clerk-"How are you fixed on shoes?" <br> Uppish Wag, ‘11 (chillingly-"By force of gravity, my friend." <br><br> ALUMNI AND PAST STUDENTS. <br> We have learned since the last issue of "Life" that Morgan Calvert has not gone to Colorado. <br> Alleen McBeth visited Collegiate the latter part of last month. <br> We regret to enroll Victor Wood as a past student. He was one of our gay young Sophs. He was the first tenor in the male quartet and will be missed. He is now attending Gordon Academy. <br> Miriam Davey, who would have been a junior this year is attending school at Bakersfield, Cal. <br> Wing Smith is working hard as a freshman at the Salt Lake High School. <br> We received a card from Hamilton College, N. Y., stating that Theodore D. Martin, ‘05, at present a senior at Hamilton, was chosen to represent Hamilton in its intercollegiate debate with Union Universiy [sic] on February 24. <br> We are still asking for news for our alumni page. We implore you to tell the alumni editor what you know about your old graduated friends. He is getting tired of painting something that the most of you know and the editors will be giving him his walking papers shortly if you do not come to the rescue. And we want the alumni to send us a card. <br><br> |
