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Show and I'wo thoufand pound a year into ycur Pocket, Beansard Beang. A mall Convenicncy, Ved, to make my Happinefs hereafter little more of a piece thanit ms been hitherto in the Enjoyment of {uc ' Inar N VJ-‘ l ‘1.."‘ " ™ pni f‘ 1;.‘ VA 0y thee; fal Lavpn \1" [ i'g / PALIN SR {0 Jealous, that (he d es me the Honom to. make me Stalion-general-to th -- or ane Wegk Yo'l rement natare, 1t'1s th ¢.very thing 1 have folemnly forfworn: no, Iam married Fack, 1n the Devil's name, [ am married Beanz. Married! T}nt , thou calP'{t a Woman thou likeft by the nam of Wifc: Wife andt ot} T thmc; begin witha Letter: Thou licft wit her when thy Ap p-flt" calls thee, keepeft the Children thou begetteft of he Bod alloweft her Mmt Drink; and Garments, fit for her (\u 1"-" an tay Forture; .and when the yrows. heavy upon Lhy Hands, what 2' Po*c °tis bat a Separare-maintenance, Kifs and part, and there is an end of th Bus'nzfs Court. Alas, Beangard, thou.art utterly miftaken; Heav'n knows it i quite on the con rm; For I am forced to call a Woman I do notlike, b the name of Wife; and lie with hier, for the moft part, with nOAppeut at all ; mult keep the Children that, for- ought I know, any Body elfe ma beget.of her Body ; and for Food and Ra;mcnt by her good will fhe woul have them both hun three times Then for Kifs and part, I ma kifs and kifs my Heart out, but the Dynl a bit fhall I ever get rid of her Beaug. AL}:,, poor Hu:band ! But art thou really in this miferable Condition Conrt. Ten times worfe, if poilible: By the vertue of Matrimony, an leng Cohabitation, we'are grown fo really One Flefh, thatI have no mor Inclination to he 1c than to eat a piece of my own. Then her Ladifhip i whole Parith, from the Parfon's Importance in Pa ragon, to the Fo ler' I {colding W. m, that drinks Brandy, and {inoaks loathfom Tob \‘\ U S Conrt. Sincere, honeft'Friends! Ha e a care there, Beangard [ am fince | faw th.ec, in a few vrords, grown an errant Rafi.nl ax‘d for Good fhort, 74(»' fhe has fo order'd the Bug' nefs, that I am half wum' of th World, wifh all Mank u,d 1ang'd, and have not laugh'd thefe Six months. Bffl/ }} ha ha Ccm W }y,th%mx'fl:bwh I {ee; though rLLAET art tho a Fellows ‘good-natur' an Friends honcf hearty,fincere :'\3‘1 Will 0[1 Beang. Ay, Ncd, 1 have Two thoufand" pound per A Z‘ any hav wil eve no Wife n hav TCx"l'l'"E wel an Rents 17} / refolvf‘ to make my Days of Morrality all Joyful, and Nig witlt fome dear; lovelom, young, beautiful, kind, u]uomS Z\-TCA‘ O:' s Pleafurable 1} t.eve j: -a Ne unfllg,m dlui cof the Vexa Courr: But where liesthis Treafire? Wher is there mui a Tewel to b me al 1 the Joys o nght fhall brin INed Wife Wife ou ) t‘()\h);u(ll mfipid worn-ant o tion found Beang. Ah, Rogue! Doyeou (L.pmx ur-own Manna indeed and o };~~- f CowlF"Uufi tho Hobnail cionabl uvco "tho \x/‘h after. Q_ualls th fiav "tho wonldt fjm dry' ow th o Piec ftaff, thoua abfolut i to:mak Cowtenanes grill m.« Beard hideau lmpudencc withtha \A'nkp-\ o A " A e o fCV i O 1 YPQV Hear, have had worf{e Luck of late; an old Uncle dropt into the Grave "'()mrf"Mt' T¢ Soidier's Forture soemeios e P J‘-l{- |