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Show Page 336 THE ANNUAL BLEAT For that Tired Feeling* Down \-L IS Don't wear yourself completely out-When you feel yourself slipping, pull up No. 10Px2 any place and have yourself a rest. SEND NO MONEY! And see if you get anything out of us. Anyway, our address is in the Phone Book. While In Salt Lake, Stop At The Delta Epsilon Hotel Each Room Has a Bath-(same one)-Running Water-Inside Plumbing-All the Conveniences of a Modern Home. Individual Rates Can Be Arranged OUR SPECIAL OFFER Conference visitors (male) will be given FREE board and room during their stay in Salt Lake if they will make their dates with Delta girls. (paid adv.) Small Baby Found On Family Doorstep Jolley Family Is Very Proud Of New Member THIS IS THE BABY Reuben Jolley is the proud father of a bouncing baby girl. "Rube" says that he arose the other morning and went out for his usual morning smoke before breakfast. (Varno won't let him smoke in the house). On returning he was much surprised and elated to find a strapping ten-pound baby girl on his front doorstep. He was dumbstruck but soon dismissed all such thoughts from his mind and took the baby in. Varno seemed just as surprised as "Rube" had been and he tried in vain to find any sign of hidden knowledge behind her well-planned mask of pleasant surprise. At present the little Jolley family is doing nicely and so we'd just like to remind the rest of you boys to be careful-who knows but that you may be the next one. We'd also like to add that the little girl hopes to be a Gamma Sig by and by. Chronicle Editor Finally Sees Light Knudson and Ellsworth Unite To Make One of Most Charming Couples "What-a-man" Knudson has finally broken down and decided that he has found someone who may be his social and intellectual equal. She is none other than Miss Ellsworth, a dainty miss of twenty years, and to use Jay's own words, "she's swell." They must be engaged because she is wearing one of those flashy Skai B pins now. Dick Parry Wins Loud Mouth Contest James Get Second Place After Fairly Close Race After a school-wide vote which included practically every student at the university, Dick Parry won the annual Loud Mouth Contest by a convincing majority. When the voting first started it loo'ked as though Bus James would chal-enge Parry's supremacy, but the ultimate winner gradually drew away from the field. Parry, though only a Freshman, has convinced all those that know him and most of those that don't know him, that he is by lar the loudest-mouthed and most obnoxious student enrolled in the school. If there was ever any doubt in anyone's mind about his status, the recent poll removed it. Parry can be heard for blocks and makes himself conspicuous by not saying anything worthwhile. Nice fellow, this Parry! For months it seemed impossible to find anyone who could equal Knudson's mentality, but at last we see a ship on the horizon, a light in the dark, a civilization in the dark jungle. Miss Ellsworth is all of these and even more. She not only equals his mentality-she surpasses it, if such a thing is possible. It looks as though the Chronicle Editor and erstwhile derider of Greek organizations has put his foot in it this time. His sloping forehead and furrowed brow will avail little against the stern, prevailing, overbearing Miss Ellsworth. It looks as though she has Knudson in the palm of her hand to do with him what she likes, if she likes to do anything with him. Picture the great Knudson on bended knee before a mere slip of a girl. It is almost incredible, yet true. You have sat on your throne long enough, Oh Jay Knudson! From now on Miss Ellsworth will wear the crown in your happy family! |