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Show Page 330 THE ANNUAL BLEAT The Annual Bleat Not a Member of Any Press Association But Just a Real Good Independent TABLOID EDITOR ..................................Eric Schmaltz PRESIDENT ..................................Joe Zilch Directors....................Just some of the boys Photographer .................................... ? ? ? Sports ....................................................Guess Janitor ....................................See President Elevator Boy................................What For? Entered the U. S. Post Office Under Some Ruse or Other and Sent Out. RADIO (RADIO NOTE)-You will save a lot of time, embarrassment, and phone calls if you will refrain from tuning in on the afternoon programs because they are always rotten. If you think our evening programs are bad, you should try our afternoons. 8 P. M.-We will broadcast a pink tea over the Red network from the purple room of the Green Hotel, featuring Joe Brown and his band playing an assortment of the "Blues." 9 p. M.-Correct Mountain, Standard, Central, Northern, Eastern, Pacific time. Brought to you through the courtesy of the Push-ova Watch Co. 10 P. M.-Monologue by remote control from the rough of the 6th hole at Nibley Park, featuring Allen Cheney at the microphone. 10:30 P. M.-Broadcast coming to you from the Orange Room of the Utah Grocery Co. 11:30 P. M.-Correct time. 12:30 P. M.-Time signals-don't you love them? 12:45 P. M.-Domestic talk- "How" to peel watermelons." 1:00 P. M.-Good Night-a request program. SH-SH-SH-SH-SH!! DON'T READ THIS OUT LOUD We are still in the cigarette business and would appreciate the students' patronage of the filthy weed. ARE WE DOWNHEARTED? HELL NO!! Cigarette Manufacturers' Association UNIVERSITY CO-EDS GIVEN UNEXPECTED OPPORTUNITY r BLD POL'LTON In an interview late this afternoon, Bud Poulton, champion sissy-kisser of the intermountain states finally consented to give the female members of the University of Utah an unusual treat. Poulton states that because of his limited sojourn on the campus, there are still several hundred girls who have not as yet had the chance to make his acquaintance. Because of this, Poulton states that his time this week will be devoted exclusively to them. He will be at home during the hours from eight to twelve to receive all girls who have not yet had the opportunity of meeting him. He requests, however, that pushing and undue crowding not be engaged in. Because of the demands on his time, those already acquainted with Mr. Poulton will be denied admittance until a later date. This will come as a pleasant surprise as well as a great opportunity to University coeds especially Freshmen. Although Poulton has no medals on his chest, nor hair, he says he is probably the best looking man in school. SEE, HEAR ALFRED ALVGENI IN "HEARTS ASUNDER" You simply can't afford to miss this smashing hit, it is stupendous! THRILLS! ! ! CHILLS! ! ! KILLS! ! ! They are all yours for the asking when you see "HEARTS ASUNDER" ALFRED ALVGENI "HEARTS ASUNDER" played 200 weeks in New York, 180 weeks in Chicago and 2 weeks in Kanab. Positively Its First Showing At Popular Prices NOW AT THE LYCEUM THEATER Nude Love Cult To Be Barred Petition For Chapter Petition For Chapter Signed By Students Denied by Dean of Women LUCY VAN COTT According to reports, Dean Uucy Van Cott has placed her definite veto on an attempt to establish the popular so called "Nude Uove Cult" here. "Uuce" states that the cold winter months will prevent the students from going nude all the year. Dean Van Cott, however, heartily endorses the cult primarily since the members are forced to go without clothing. The saving on clothing would be a great factor in assisting College girls in paying for their education. The cult is apparently gaining in popularity on other campuses, and bids fair to make its appearance ere long on the University of Utah campus, Dean Van Cott lauded the cult very highly and stated that conditions in a few years might be ripe. There would, however, have to be one provision made, namely that athletic girls be forced to wear black cotton hose. This must be insisted on in order to keep the boys away. |