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Show 1-··------,-· -------'- --------- -- ------- ---~-- -·-·&eJ?i:tE>mber .. Issu_.c.e=--- -----...::lli::::.:::E W NGH _O_ill_J_ _ _ _ _ _ _..;:C_o_::•:....:2:-:c.:3:.4~,=1'. .:; :::[~o-=a~b~,_U__:::_t=al_1_ :,:~~> :-<: _I I 7'•' .; . , / r •. . - ~!fLfJt ~ @·va.'> ,~ _t.~J:/l l.,J;,l l l t> -,__7 {y\...-' (0 _K / K/•. . 1r ··r-.ii.·, - -~.· f.-,;;.•ttl 'RL·J •.• ·- ..- ™PORTANT NOTlD E Anyone dosiring to join t h:J new and sonsntional: IOOK ALIVE & HIT TH E DECK C IDB sh'cmld rop ort to tho Educ a. ti ona.l Building uny Sunday rrorning b o t woen the hours of 8:00 and Jo: 00 A. M. Memb 3rship c ards will be issued next sundny. Tho only roquir1l!llt is t hat you solemnly swear to look alive and hit the dock ev~ry day. IDLES AND REGULATIONS SO FAR L. look alive and hit tho doc'f 2. Drink at loas t 5 cup~ of j ava in the morning to keep alive during the day 3. I:.on ' t to.ko more than n. five minute break during ¥.Or king hours. OUR 'Jll]!!ME SONG you'v ,3 tot -tn look Alive n.nd Hi t the Deck, todny, ton' t take a break, ju s t koep awaka,OK? And ·whon that morning java comes your way , Tn ke five., (no less) and say, n I've got t o 'Look Aliv e a nd Hit Doc k! -tn day. the So you s oo f e llows, it' s s ill!'lo• Remombo r, we wo.nt to see p lonty of w:id o o.wa l:e fc 1 lows n oxt Sunday morning. Its your b ig chance. D:m' t f orgot i:he java dep a rtrr,o nt , Until then, 18<:lK ALIVE AND HIT 'I.H E DEX!K Pres, " Bug ler" Bo.ker ( Look Alive) V• P"i)es. "J n.cki. 0" Hoa r (H.i t th'.3 Deck) ********** *** **************** ************* He: You' re just like an iciclo. She: Well, if you squeeze an icic1:i, it usually melts. * J enson: Petrone: * * :Ihe days of mir acles are over Oh , I rl on 1 t lmo w about that. I r oe c r ticlo the oth0r dny t ·· ;,, t me to thinking . * * * / -~ Bo ll: .,::~\-:\ · ;\ ,'··, ... , < ,I< ,· ' •. f ·, ....__ •...• Rn.vs you got a match? Yvo lcott: Ifara 1 s n cigarette lighto:r. Bo ll: You goon, how can I pick my teeth with that thing. ***** ***** ***** "And what, 11 asked the ca nn ibal chioi' in h is kindest tones, 11 -wns your bu siness bofor my men cap tured you. n "I was a n0wspap ,3r rrnn," answered tho captive . "An editor? 11 "No, only n ~ub-odi tor. 11 Ch cer up, young nnn, 11 tho cannibal chief said licking' his lips, "prom:>tion awaits you. Aftar suppor you wi 1 be editor -in-chi ef ." ***** ** *** ***** Baker: "I say, Smit'bJ/ --is-- it -cons idorod bad form to spouk with disresp13ct, of ono' s oldors. 11 • Smitty: "I bo liava so•" Bo.kor: "Th on I won I t say a word nbout tho Fr onch toast y ou sorved us this m:>rning." ***** ***** i ***** Tiny: "Hey Bake r., l Jnd mo n. niok0l to call a fr iond . Bake r: Horo 1 s 15,¢ call all of them. ***** ***** ***** Cap tain: '':/hare havi, you boon? Rookie Hav ing my hair cut, sir. Captain: You lmow you can't do tho. t on Government timo. Ro okio: '."fo 11., i t grow on the governments tirre. , C apta.in: It couldn I t hav 0 all gro vJn on the gov ernment s timo. i la'J.::, kia: We ll., I a i n ' t h ad it all cut l off have I? I ***** ***** ***** 1PATRONI ZE ______ YOU R ...,.._ - - °"C-A N ·TE _E N ***** |