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Show J . ---,, - . ' ....,..,_,.,, ..: ' . ; \ '\ _,..,_ .J . ..... Nu ts of hunor ::irint e '5. below have oeen harve sted from the vlb:iff le trees ,hone st ! P. s. -Joke • Girl: Deser t 11 Am I the first g irl you ever :::i$Se d.f' 1 Wolco tt: 11 1-Jo,,,. you i:r.-''i'r~ ~;'(it"1 .-Y'OU.-do i o ok f srd lj,a * r..;·,t· -· * * * That is deser t madnes s 7 You wish the heat ·would turn into cold, Pon : 11 7fel 1 I 111 t el 1 you , it I s 'oe ca1.1ge tb.13 boJ'S put ev e r ·,rthing they hac. into it 11 ... * * You wish that she would not thimk you bold ; * That is deser t madne ss Girl Frien d : 11 Did you ever stop to tM.n.lr: whE. rP. w~ 1d be if it wasn I t for the r:lOV;_,;; 3 ?" Cheer -up for s".'.lon you 1111:e rolUn 1home, And. if y ou dare to -pick 1..1.r a :pen to enrol l, you have bats in ?our dome • 11 :Du tc11." : 11 Sure , on your parlo r daven po rt with the li ghts out • •- * * * • 1 ... :£ Therew as a li.ttl e squ irt , ]iw h -::>.0 c1. g ree-:i shirt • He wcr- G i t t.,J t(J -:m , .And t:.1·2:l' threw 'h i ,2. in the dirt. Chizu k * I)ing Don g Be ll, Let 1s tt'. r OT. r., i -r, :Ln the well. If ::ie staye in :l:Td:s e. prett y g ood duck, If he gets out , 7/all •• darn the lii~ J • Hugo * Pome- by "Spec s" Mazzo ne • * * * * "Have you ever reen pinch ed for speed ing ? 11 11No, but I 1ve been slapp ed for going too fast • 11 * ... ... • Fat, Fat, he shot a cat • Wh en co ~.1 i nE: close r he sa.w it wa.11 a rat • j Remembe r dee;; Fat a rat 1s a rat and a cat is a c~t • * l wish I coul d dance like Wolco tt can, And slip a:nc. iall upon r.:iy can • . * His balle t a.~nci ng is fine , Se :':anen ko knows Y,h,3re the red rocks grow But his !""Jthr;; canno t equal mine • He has pl e nt: of ti:!'B, * ':o worry how to spend a dime • j . ttHe y Wal tonJ 11 , start the water pump J11 0 l -17- i re- : That is deser t madne ss. I had a g irl but not much luck, She done ,_:-e .7rong and I 1m out 8 bucks • Spe cs , Spe cs , Is a 1-i"hyl:li cl 'Heck . He took t he b0y:2 to a res turau nt, Lnd forgo t to n a:· -:;; ,e c½.edt • Madne ss You wi sh you were home with all your r::tLcil t r Heard in the kitch en * • You think of her with fond delig ht, * Lt. Carnahan to 11 Pop 11 : 11 WL.y do you call this enthu siasti c stew; tlr . I ve s * |
