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Show Septembe r I_ssue lli E LONGH ORN - - --···-- •~--. -- · ··•··~·-··-- ------ - •· C o • 2 34, Moab, Uta h. ----- ·---- - --;-··- ···-- -~---- --- ------------•- ··. ---- FLASH FLASH .AND!!: LOT OF TRASH I~ the ''1'0F'·K. Jc K ,. Well fe11ers have you heard the latest Well boys the following are a few of or might I say the very very latest if the hi ghli ghts of the trip Peter Petrone you:r haven 1 t you have missed half of your and I took over to Grand Junction Colo. lives to say the le a.st. Well my go od and. some of them ate really highli ght s., fellers the story runs as follows and The first one was we had to wait exac t.::.;/ if you are brought down with he a r failure twelve hours for a train, and I tried ~, after reading this tremendous piece of "Eil~,p on one of the benches at the s t a ·· modemnews do not try to try to claim tion and too my surprise I woke up H, ela..'1y compensation because you are reading like a blinkin pretzel and I ev<2:n ing at your own risk. It seems that walked like one. Well we did arri ve in ' the fair maidens of Moab, Utah have the Fair City and finally got so me sleep . just about decided that our Clerk Don , .i'.V hile at t h e Station Pete passed the tir.a1:./ Juan Jensen is the g reatest lover in away by playing hide and se ek with the our fair camp. It came so sudden when Mice and he was fairly worn out when the this cor r espondent was informed that train finally arrived to talce us to our quite a few of the female poµul a tion of destina tion. While at the fair city my Moab, had stated their desire to meet very sober accomplice kept me on the our fair Don and wi n him for their very ~traight and no.rrow, by not letting me ow114 One of the circumsta nc es that even smell a glass of beer, but the p ay surrounds this very odd. ca se is the off came when Peter sort of slid up to very hevy wa gering betwe sn the :fair me a,J1d said I think I will go dmm and 1 yoUJ1g la<liEls and the we.ger a mounts to have my picture · taken, well I d.idn I t s ay , this each g irl has put up twenty five much about that, but when '.he se.id I am ee:nts i:i. good american mo ney and t he going to pres ent it to a very f a ir l ady fi:rst one to introduced to our Don will fri end of mine I just about d r opped i n b e awarded the pot well fell e rs things my tr2cks. I have derived but one t h i~g have come to a f i ne pass wh en the women fro '.n his actions and t h ~t is h ~ r;,u s t be have to be t to enable t hem to attain in love, and'I. am sure if you wa t ch h i s nerve enough to ask for an i ntroduction. actions y ou will see that my de ducti ons I some time s wonder why we weren I t all are true and correct. One thing th:1 t b orn go0d lo oking instead of rich or ti~- stopped me was the tax you had to p ay 1'e we we r e s:;heated out of both who is and if you ever go over there for a s ta;,to b e t he judge of it I re a lly don 1 t you had better visit the Chamber of Co :,1. know. Well lets wish Jensen all the luck- merce and have them explain to you t h e that we can wis h a fellow member and try vorkings of the sales tax~ Thats about ' to find out t he power he has over the ·a!l and our main activity while there wa 2 weaker sex. eating and sleepting if you can call j * * * * * * * * sle eping an activity. i ***** FLASH FLASH FLASH * * * - -----,i,--,1t-11t-•ljllt-11jolt-1"'1o--•"' .... I I By unamious choice of the Overhead table or Fair Supp ly Serge ant Gordon Bell wa s voted th~ winner of this months Chow hound p a rade, and by the looks of things he is he a ded for next month s parad~ with a s c ore that lo oks unbeatable . Well lo k :, "' Luck Serge ant Bell and rn:i,y J our l:. ~· -' ·t for next month be e:J.Jll g '1. to b e[, t :, 1 unne r up in this months :p .::.:r&de one J a,;w, s Haye s • ! i l Our new Mess Steward Conners has made a promise which amounts to this. H~ vri 11 not feed us beans mo re than se ven t i r,1e s each ~1e ek. I think the fellqr des':l::ves , a hand, Well f e lL:i-KG t h is is 8.'b out all for this m0nth eno. I will be a ronnc, ne x t month with s ome rrio re silly chatte r ar:d maybe a r t ory 0r two. ...--- - - - ----..,-::c--- - - -- ~. ._., . • • • o. ** |
