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Show '.Pnce 23 MIDGET TRIBUNE-:"'.TULY • 1938 LEEOO, UT.t'ili ' -4 Smith says that he likes to Perhaps, he thinks it is st.a.fer to play jacks thun to pick green cherries after dark. Rfght Smith? play j ~... cks. I heard that our Mess Steward wus making nightly trips to Leeds. It ~oaldn't be a widow oo~ld'it~·susie. Who.t is it that Wwiatek wants everybody to keep under their hats? We wouldn't know. She mi~ht. Smith, is it easy to change girl friends in case of nn emergency? Or do you remember? We wonder why Slug puts his . bed outside when the moon shines--So beautifu.--maybe he has prettier dreams. Can anyone tell me what affect a certain Blonde hus on all the boys? Muybe Line.s wou.ld know. 'What's that we hear about out K. P, pusher going to H•.irricf.lne a~d tell inb all the girls a~out the ' kitchen force at camp. Maybe he is teaching them the technique of yellin6 K. P. Right Castle? Churleen is turning FUrmer. 1/fbo is the girl Gross? or red head? Blonde CHANCE AND CHOICE (a parody) The winds of chance, beyond a doubt, Blow seeds of good a.nd ill about. But jungle is the land which grows The mass of stuff that luck 1'estows. 1 Who trusts his life to chanoe {ilust go• which ever wny the -inds may blow. And tuke, so long as he shall live, 1:Vhut ever luck is pleased to give. --Pa.tr iok O'Hara. MY PRICELESS PRIZE Sometime ago a Took hold And mJ.de me do Enroll in wanderlust and conquered me, the qarndest thing, the C-c-c. Little did I realize, The dny that I enrolled, Thu t I 1 d be sent to old Utah, Her secrets to unfold. Many secret~, I have found, In that dear old soeni~ lnnd, But the one I prize the most of all, An e.xtended friendly hand. --Prather TOO FAST TO LIVE There was young driver who thought --himself wise. Such speed as his, only a madman tries He lost control one dny; His truck rnn nwny. He's harmless now, under ground he o. ________ -- ---------- ·--------·-·---- -- --lies, _ t I. • |
