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Show MIDGET TRIBUNE I~ .HALTEn Pli,CnE;LJ.., 'S COLUMN It has been brought to the attention of yours truly tha·t soriie of the poorer sports of this· company have resented . sorn.e of the 't:i. ts , newsey news which your reporter has gathered and then cast to the wind. Well fellows, if it can be recalled, this column raade a stateri1ent in the first issue "Halter Pinchellll that any statements which hurt anybody's feelings would be retracted. Well any statements which are made will bo retracted if f~l.C person whose good name an item sullies will be so good as to write to this column in care of their local news stand and a retraction will be made ulong with their letter. So save your old soap box es my little playfellows and a surprise will be laid on the doorstep of tho bright little fellow ~ho saves the most boxes. He will receive this extra special, poac ier than that prize. (PS: JJon.,t be surprisE:>d if it turns out to bo tho wolf, he has boon dogging your correspondents footsteps for tho last century of two and he will be glad to givo the cute li ttlo f',:,llov-1 to any takers). cliofoe of, rroll, enough of such boon-doggling for one time, and now for the more seriouR gossip from"Ploasant Hollor!L-Tho grand exodus of enrollees from tho company is being attriqutcd by some to tho rumors that have boon flying thick and fast fo the past fow wooks to tho now campaign slogan of tho Right Honorable "Speed Mandigo," candidate for president of tho Hill top"Booby Hatch~, ·,·:ho has promises "A chicken for every bathtub. 11 FL.i.SH:...:.BY WAY 01•' TEE GRJJ:)EVIlJE }f.r~T!S ASSOCIATION: It is being run1orod round those here diggings that our most esteemed Moss Steward i8 planning to Iiliddlc-aislo it about Juno the first--tho boat of luck chuck, ~md may all your troubles be li ttlo ones. BY ~--,-:,y OF T:!':[E HIGH SI:I;;RR.::.S: Ir is being told that a group of tho }1crdior nombors of tho Detached Service mon .".Jravod tho roari ng floods of Los J;n,:i;olos and tho' vicinity to take pictures of tho flood, during their loavo to LA. Somo of tho members of this intrepid party of adventurers was hoard to rrmlrn tho remark that, "Follows if that ,ms 'unusual r100.tl10r' as tho papers put it, I'll take nine in a row-boat. 11 It is now being plc.nnod to issue ouch member planning to go Ai','P to LA. rowboo.ts, and rubber boots for tho "Hosvior· Fogli. 11 BONER OF THE MONTH: rrho rode tho mule nround the t~orld to Virgin by Y1ay of tho sovon mile route? Eoi1 nbout it 11 Shorty? 11 (Bettor knoY1 us 11 Cm1 Puncher Mund; 1 ) . Hhc.t gall:mt Alabrunians n_ott,.., n01; is, "Soc tho 11orld fron tho ~ .ck of a subscription blo.nk? 11 (Con •. 0n ':':d.e .:&· 'Thut P~.u ) |
