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Show MIDGET TRIBUNE--MAY, 1938 - LEED5,-I ,µf.Al.I' .rtJ j \1-rrr IJ\ ;\ J'ID -r r I~_, I THE RETURN OF HALTER PINCHELL FLASH--Pinchell scoops the tonn. Yea man, that old nose-hound is back on the job. Your little pal?? ~???Halter is back in town. BY :VAY OF THE HIGH SIERRAS-It is being rumored around these here diggings that the not-so-slilooth romance of Mnrio.n-Cottam is rapidly droning near the rocks of disbandment. Stew-bnd, George. It is nlso being r1hisporod tho.t tTio nell known men about toun Tiill duollo to c finisho soootimo in the neo.r future over tho charms of "The Bolle of Dutch-Tmm. n TThich uill it be boys, crerun-puffs or French 75's ?n L06il NEWS OF LEEDS-Vfunt to.11, dark o.nd ho.ndsomo???? f!lomber of tho kitchen force is nuking nightly trips to the Metropolis these days? You cnn~t stay in tho C's all your life "Slirasoy."--- Whttt local lo.d is plruming to uo.y.;;. lo.your own little proporty clerk? Bo careful, :rauh-lnd ho's smo.11 b~t mighty. m:ns .AND VIE~i!'S OF THE Q,U.ADRANGLE--It is being so.id that Draper hns had a sudden chungo of plans about rccnrolling. i7hut is it Glen, blonde or·brunetto? --Wo hour tha:t 'tThe Moose" likes sno.kcs, ro.ttlets preferred. If so, your correspondent TTould like to rid Ireland of u foTT, so come up •n see us some timo, Mooso. BRIGHTEST BllIT OF COMEDY OF THE WEEK-Joe "Fo..rr.ier" S'Hia.tek in his stello.r role of"Mne Enst 11 , --o.lso Pitts und his "Kitton". PRIZE NUT STORY OF THE nzEK---0.:io of tho bettor knorm members of ca.r.rp standing on the corner of Teople nnd First Street in St. George saying to another, "Shee, I snid you shouldn't try to get on thish merry go round until it shtops". Well, the ink bottle is dry ns your reporters head so I guess tho.t finished it for this time.---3O-- p.s. --FLASHES FROM Tl£ GRAPEVINE NEWS ASSOCIATION--A rumor floating around this quadrangle, and growing with the telling, is that Getrg~ Marian received a letter from home congratulating him on his marriage.-Maybe his not-so-smooth romance steered into Cytheren's urms after all????? So, your correspondent warns: Go easy on George, boys. After nll, he's a CCC lad, --30-- |
