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Show COLLEGIATE LIFE <br><br> FRESHIE NOTES. <br> Our Freshman bold, <br> Whose years are told <br> By wrinkles on his forehead; <br> Is e'er in sight, <br> Green beauty bright, <br> As we have hereto-fore said. <br><br> A meeting of the Freshman class was held Monday, February 6th, for the election of new class officers. The following officers were chosen: <br> President-Ruth Dorgan. <br><br> Vice-President-Josephine Horning. <br> Treasurer-Vera Mork. <br> Ruth Dorgan has been on the sick list since the last of January. She is expected back at school about the tenth. <br><br> Wanted. <br> Someone who is desperately in love and has been in that state so long he has learned the art of gazing at the horizon instead of fighting with himself. It is evident that some of the Freshmen want to learn this stunt. How about it, Frank? <br><br> Anna's Little Boy. <br> (With apologies to Mother Goose.) <br> Anna had a little boy, <br> His name was Eddie Brown. <br> And everywhere that Anna went, <br> He followed her around. <br><br> He followed her to school one day, <br> Which made her Leslie mad. <br> It made the Freshies laugh and shout <br> To see Johnson look so sad. <br> By permission of the author, J. H. <br><br> Notice to Freshies <br> Cupid wishes to announce through me that he has been so busy lately shooting he has had no time to make arrows. Anyone who wishes to have him go on shooting will have to be satisfied with blunt-pointed arrows. They do not penetrate but they make an impression. He says, however, he would rather not shoot blunt arrows. He has shot two or three and they made a rather bad impression. <br><br> Freshies: What makes Flora McQuarrie look so lonesome lately? <br> Prep: (innocently): One of our number is missing. <br><br> Educate a man physically only and you have a beast. <br> Educate a man mentally only and you have a skeptic. <br> Educate a man spiritually only and you have a weakling. <br> Educate a man {Physically[,] Mentally and Spiritually} and you have <br> The greatest work of God ─a MAN <br> The Y.M.C.A. stands for helping the young man who wants to make something of his life. <br> See the secretary, M. E. Wright for a special arrangement to COLLEGIATE BOYS. <br><br> |
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This page has four sections and an advertisement. The first section, Freshie Notes, begins with a poem about freshmen and then announces the new class officers for the Salt Lake Collegiate Institute in Salt Lake City, Utah. The second section, Wanted, is about being in love. The following section has a poem about Anna's little boy. The last section is about Cupid and Flora McQuarrie. The ad is for the Young Men's Christian Association. |
