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Show COLLEGIATE LIFE <br><br> JUNIOR NOTES. <br> The Junior burns the midnight oil <br> With intense study late; <br> Dear Cicero adds to his woe <br> With English for a mate. <br><br> We have a bright class in Physics, you know, <br> If you do not believe it, ask Mr. John, if not so, <br> For Selma and Mildred and Anna you see, <br> Can take all(?) exams and flunk to a "T." <br><br> It was once rumored that the Seniors and Juniors would have separate class-rooms, Of course, the Seniors were all "delighted." But, alas, the rumor was false, as they later found out to their sorrow, that the faculty was not large enough. So both classes are to be moved, sometime in the near future to the room in the southeast corner of the building. <br><br> American Weather. <br> A German looked up at the sky and remarked, "I guess a leedle it vill rain pooty queek." "Yees do, eh," replied the Irishman; "what beesiness have yees to purtend to knoow aboot American weather, you furrin galoot?" <br><br> Sayings of a Freshie. <br> "A wise old owl lived in an oak. <br> The more he saw the less he spoke; <br> The less he spoke the more he heard. <br> Why can't we be like this wise old bird?" <br><br> SOPHOMORE NOTES. The Sophomore moves the hands time, <br> Disturbing his dear teacher, <br> His thoughts all day are far away <br> With fans upon the bleacher. <br><br> Sophomores-"We spent a very pleasant evening the night the Juniors entertained us." <br> Miss Smith was explaining the different ways of spelling "canon"- meaning to shoot it is spelled with two "n's". James asked if it wasn't spelled with "y". Miss Smith-"You don't shoot with a canyon." <br><br> Thinking he would please his teacher, Beau Meanest tried to kill a bee that was flying around in the room. He got stung, but not by the bee. <br><br> The Sophomores are now taking "Civil Government" and "Geometry." Miss Paden thinks that she will have a very bright Geometry class this year. <br> Miss Smith asked one of the boys what he was looking at. He told her he was looking at a man. Miss Smith in reply: "A man is nothing." <br> Miss Paden to George-"Why are you giggling?" <br> George-"I am not giggling, I am smiling." <br><br> True Patriotism. <br> I once heard an Irishman say: "Every man loves his native land, whether he was born there or not." <br><br> A course in Henager's Business College means a good position for you*. <br> CALL, WRITE OR PHONE FOR FULL INFORMATION. <br> HENAGER'S BUSINESS COLLEGE, 49 SOUTH MAIN ST. <br><br><br> * sentence is handwritten and italicized <br><br> |
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This page has five sections and an advertisement. The first section includes a poem about a student studying late into the night, a poem about the physics' class, and a rumor proven to be false about the senior students receiving their own classroom. The second section, American Weather, is about a German and an Irishman discussing the weather in the U.S. The third section, Sayings of a Freshie, has a poem about listening. The following section, Sophomore Notes, includes poetry and jokes involving sophomores. The last section is about patriotism. The following advertisement is for Henager's Business College. The Collegiate Life is a student newspaper for the Salt Lake Collegiate Institute in Salt Lake City, Utah. |
