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Show COLLEGIATE LIFE <br><br> Dr. McNiece said he was delighted to hear the students were supporting a school paper and hoped they would keep it up. He was very pleased with the last issue. <br> Magda-"Say, Dora, how do you spell [‘]sentence?'" <br> Dora-"Don't know how to spell sentence? Why ‘centense,' of course. <br><br> [An illustration is inserted here of a girl and a boy sitting at a table with cupid above them. Cupid is nearly centered and half hidden in clouds, and is holding a string with a heart attached at the bottom that says MY VALENTINE, being placed between the boy and girl. The initials J. T. A. are found near the bottom left corner. Each corner of the image has a heart, with each point facing inward.] <br><br> Didn't Reckon Foreigners. <br> It was a little boy in an American Sunday school who, in reply to his teacher's question, "Who was the first man?" answered, "George Washington," and upon being informed that it was Adam, exclaimed: "Ah, well! If you are speaking of foreigners, perhaps he was." <br><br> Whose, Then. <br> An Englishman, in conversation with Mr. Lincoln, said: "Why, no gentleman in England blacks his own boots, you know." "Pshaw," replied Lincoln, "whose boots do they black?" <br><br> Wanted, still wanted-A Senior classroom. <br><br> |
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This page has four sections and an illustration. The first section notes Mr. McNiece's pleasure with the school newspaper. The second section, Didn't Reckon Foreigners, is about a boy in a Sunday school and his idea on who the first man was. The third section has a joke. The following section - Whose, Then - is about how Englishmen don't black their own books, and how the Salt Lake Collegiate Institute of Salt Lake City, Utah, needs a senior classroom. The illustration, signed with the initials J. T. A., is themed around Valentine's Day and features a boy and a girl sitting at a table. |
