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Show Motherlunge a novel 187 27. A Canadian Club A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind here," and the mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fungi." A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" A baby seal walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What can I get you?" and the baby seal says, "Anything but a Canadian Club." A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow!" A woman-Dorothy-walks into a bar. She's got cash. She wants to buy a round for everyone. Joseph is there, and there she also meets people with names like "Gypsy" and "Peyote." She plays pool; she has her palm read. She tries tequila. She asks the bartender for a double entendre and he gives it to her. She leaves the bar with a man. Or two. Yo mama's so old, she was the waitress at the Last Supper. Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo mama's so crazy, she kept you. Laughter. Do you get it, my daughter? Nothing else is truer, and nothing else is more important. |