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Show HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO WIN A PRIZE? If 4^, 13b we were sure you would so get a load of this-it's simple-just paste the faces together as they should be and you win a prize! Don't exert yourself-Do it in the privacy of your home-any child is capable of doing it and for every correct solution to the puzzle we will give ONE FREE, PROFIT-SHARING SOAP WRAPPER! nice fellows are you aware That if all the Bud Poultons in the world were placed end to end, it would be swell to leave them that way? That about 78 per cent of the male Freshman class were pledged Sigma Chi? That about 98 per cent of those who took the cross wished to hell they hadn't? That the Sigma Nus started to break ground for their new house just as a rue to lure unsuspecting rushees? That at the present speed of work on the house it will be ready for occupancy about 1973? That if one more man were put to work on the Union Building, the work would go along just twice as fast as it is now? That if the present rate of pledging continues, the Pi Beta Phis will be able to hold their charter about five more months? That Phi Pi Phi is actually the name of a fraternity, and that there is really a chapter on this campus? Joe-Joe, the butcher boy-He swings an awfully mean cleaver when he is in the mood. He got his training cutting off little negro's legs while on a mission in darkest Africa. Gus the Pug-When this mass of muscle socks 'em, they stay socked. When he gets stripped for action little girls cry and strong women faint-a terrible fellow when he is tight. One of the Bowen boys-Our ideal college man until he went wrong. But he just couldn't keep the girls away and finally succumbed to the pitfalls of passion. Double-ugly Kelly-A nice fellow when you don't know him. Just one of those nifty, naughty freshmen who would look great in a meat grinder or something. Another of the Bowens-Just one of those tired business men who like to go out for a time. More money than J. P. Morgan and more sex appeal than Aunt Lucy. Page 344 |