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Show THE ANNUAL BLEAT Page 331 Subscribe Now! Boy's Life nn nnn You are responsible for what your boy reads-SEE THAT HE GETS A MONTHLY COPY OF BOY'S LIFE. ONLY S2.50 PER YEAR Just cut out subscription blank and mail to TRIPPLEWEEK FORAN CO., Publishers, Inc. nnn nn Cut on dotted line Inclosed find check for $2.50 in the name of............................ for a years subscription of BOY'S LIFE. Mail to (City) (State) ARE YOU BILLIOUS? DON'T YOU EVEN HAVE TIME TO ANSWER THE PHONE? "Every Picture Tells a Story" When you are out in company do you feel uncomfortable? Are you uneasy? If this is the case there is probably something wrong with you and you should find out what it is immediately. Why Don't You See A Doctor? "It Costs So Little" (Heh-heh) THE BLEAT'S ANNUAL BEDTIME STORY THE THREE BETAS Once upon a time there were three Betas. These three Betas got all dressed up in their unpress-ed Tuxedos and decided to go to the Junior Prom. They all took their little bottles with them in case they got thirsty. When they came to the door of the Hotel Utah, there was great feasting and dancing and drinking going on inside so they decided to go in. But the man at the door wanted to know where their tickets were. Just then the big black Beta spoke up and said, "I'm the big gun here, I'm putting on the party." So the doorman stepped aside and let all three of them in, just as he had done with a lot more Betas earlier in the evening. They then went up to their rooms. The blonde Beta said, "Someone has been drinking out of my bott!e and they drank the gin all up.'' After they had all found their bottles empty you can imagine how angry they were. Just then, however, their three dates came out of the anteroom and confessed to the drinking. Instead of being enraged, they seemed more than pleased at this and decided to get some more bottles. This they did. They all drank until the bottles were quite empty, and feeling somewhat drowsy they all climbed into bed. Just after they had gotten into bed, the door began to open slowly and a somewhat bald head poked through the opening. It was H. B. Maw, the students' friend. "Are you all quite comfortable?" said he. "Yes," they answered. "Have you had quite enough to drink?" he asked. They again answered yes. "Everything's O. K. then,'' said Maw, "Sleep tight." And that, children, ends our bedtime story for this year. STUDENTS! Buy Your Gin at "Nick's" Special Discount if you bring your S. B. card Just ask for "NICK" at the Z. C. M. I. BOYS AND GIRLS! DO YOU THINK YOU CAN SOLVE THIS PUZZLE? Try It-Lots of Fun for ruddies Start on the outside and try and draw a line to the center without crossing another line. You can't because the circles are complete, but try it anyway. |