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Show Page 332 the annual bleat BIG INTRAMURAL POKER GAME PLAYED In the final series of the intramural poker series held last nite at the Y. W C. A., Seaton (Old Master) Prince came through with flying colors and a straight flush to win the big pot of the evening. Prince had tough going throughout the entire game as he was competing with such sharks as Arnold Rothstein, who finished second, Natural Davis, who also came second, Aunt Lucy Van Cott, who tied for second and Dean Gibson, who played under his pseudonym of Al Capone. Gibson finished a strong second. Prince played a dashing game, usually having an ace in the hole; that is having an arp as a hole card, and this when matched with the one up his sleeve gave him great confidence and as a result he bet his shirt on every pot. This would have given him about twelve shirts but Aunt Lucy turned chicken and so the boys lost their thrill. What the Old Master is going to use that last big pot for is still a matter of conjecture, but then there are a number of use's that it can be put to. SMOKING PROBLEM AGAIN AIRED At this printing, George Thomas, prexy and erstwhile reformer of this institution, was still holding out against the student. After calling a meeting and inviting several students to express themselves, Thomas said "thanks for your opinion young men, but try and get me to give in. I don't want you young fellows to fall into the pitfalls of that vile tobacco habit and I'm going to give you a mother's care while you are at this school." When told that the student desired very much to be allowed to smoke Thomas became disgusted, lit up a Cubeb, and stamped out of the office. WOMEN! Do Your KIDNEYS Look Like THIS - We hope not but you never can tell-Anyway, try our simple remedy-it may help you. DOYLE'S DOUGHTY DISINFECTANT Sold at lots of stores. SORORITY GIRLS! You Will Be Interested in Our New Automatic Apple Polisher SAVES LOTS OF WORK DURING RUSH SEASON. "q 0 No. 0138A DIRECTIONS Pull handle A, which draws rope B, lifting mouse cage door C, and letting out mouse D, which walks along platform E and nibbles on cheese I-; when cheese is eaten the rod becomes unbalanced and the sausage H, is lowered, the dog 1 becomes hungry and starts eating the sausage, at the same time wagging tail J to which is attached brush K. When dog's tail J is wagged, brush K polishes apple L. TRY IT! WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY! The Automatic Apple Polisher Corp. WANT ADS One Mechano set for motorcycle in good condition-Ross Budge. More pledges, we are behind with our quota- Pi Beta Phi. A fraternity to put in our fraternity house-Sigma Pi. A muzzle to put on Dick Parry. -Myself. Any freshman who didn't go Sigma Chi.-Sigma Chi. A chance to join a fraternity.- Jay Knudson. Lots of "it." Also some sex.- All of the Phi Pi Phis. A Freshman girl without a frenzied desire to become the world's most popular co-ed.-Us Fellows. A university where we can learn something besides not to smoke and not to cut so many classes- A Mighty Needful but Hopeful Student Body. |
