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Show SCOTT,DAVID: Marcus Brutus Award - for his deep affection for the Kaiser. SHAW,JOHN: Orbicularis Oris Magnus Award: for ability to kiss a girl, carry on a conversation and nibble on one ear simultaneously. for putting down the California orange and striking a blow for the pear. SMITH,ROBERT: Florida Fruit Growers Award STEVENS, LYMAN: Future Flatulance Award: for one most likely to pass gas. SUNDWALL, DAVID: Wintrobe Spelling Award - for his word perfect presentation. TAYLOR,STEPHEN: Onassis Memorial Award - for being oldest active greek (Sigma Chi) in medical school. THUESON,JOHN: Tripler Gullibility Award - for anopsic faith in military integrity. VELICK,WILLIAM: Black Oak Award - for best standing broad jumpin a shed. WARREN,RUSSELL: Surrogate Mother Award - for nurturing a strange Wyoming waif WILDING, GREGG: Walnetto Award - dirty old man of the class. WILLIAMS,JAMES: Philanthropy Award - for his generous undeiwriting of class parties. WILSON,ROBERT: Trisomy Award - for his extra-genetic com- ments. WOODS,JOHN: Veterinary Psychiatry Award - for his outstand- What do you mean you don't like what I wrote about you. ing insight into the hereford psyche. NOTICE Due to the confusic;m created in the minds of the faculty and underclassmen concerning the new method of student evaluation, the Class of '69, as author of this publication, feels an obligation to present the following elucidation. This exclusive expose' of the heretofore secret system is left to those who remain as a token of our undying gratitude for the near perfect systen1 under which our judgment was meted. It is hoped that (except in rare cases of unsatisfactory perfom1ance) this method of evaluation will relieve possible anxiety and actually reduce what appears to have been an overemphasis on grades. PERFORMANCE FACTORS Far Exceeds Requirements Exceeds Requirements Meets Requirements Needs Some Improvement Does Not Meet Minimum Requirements Innate Ability leaps tall buildings with a single bound must take a running sta1t to leap tall buildings can leap only over short buildings crashes into buildings when attempting to leap over them cannot recognize buildings at all Punctuality is faster than a speeding bullet is as fast as a speeding bullet not quite as fast as a speeding bullet would you believe a slow bullet? wounds self when • attempting to shoot Acceptance Of Responsibility is stronger than a locomotive is stronger than a bull elephant is stronger than a bull shoots the bull is full of bull Clinical Performance walks on water consistently w;tlks on water es~rgencies washes with water drinks water passes water in emergencies Interpersonal Relationships talks with God talks wit angels talks to himself argues with himself loses those arguments f 47 |
