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Show ., '• PROHIBITION I~ THE CCC I am the sergeant in this company. Tne other day a friend s0nt me a package. This package, I opened immediately and found, to my surprise, that it contained t~elve ~obtl~s of scotch. I started to congratulate myself on my luck when the Lieutenant came ln. On seeing the bottles he told me to pour the contents down the sink, this I proceded to do. I withdre~ the cork from the ~irst bottle, pour2ct the contents ~own the sink with the exception ~f one glass whick I drank. ' I then drew the cork from the ~second bottle and did likewisG with he exception uf one glass whlc~ jI drank. : I extracted tha cork fro m th2 ~bird bottle,em~ti0d the good uld ~ooze down the bot~le dXC~pt a ;g lass which I devoured. i I pulled th8 cork from tL8 fourth sink ~nd pour2d tha bo~tl0 Uown th~ glass which I drank sornd. ; I pulled th0 oott l os froni ti:1-:.:: pork of the DdXt and dr dnk on0 sink ~ut of it and th0n thr~w th0 ~est aown the glass. I I pulled th~ sink out o f thd next cork and poured th0 tottl~ 1-1 t"ovm my nee~. I I pulled the next bottld oJt ~f my throat and poured t h _ cork pawn th0 sink all hut the sink Fhich r drank. _ ; I pull8d th0 next cor~ frc m iny throat and poarcd th\.,; si.,1.c~ do·..·n bottl0 and drank th~ cork. I ~'-"11 I had them all ~mptidd ~o I 2t~adied th~ m~ss hall with pn':' hand and COt.m~'-'d the bott:les 1Nhich vfor0 so 1. cou11t0d them I ~gain TThen th0y_cam~ arounj again r· ~nct I 'na d 7 ana- as .l. ~e h ous~ c a m'-' f·'round I count.::d tL'-- 1:: 1.nd f 1nnlly had alJ tho hou2'--s a~d bottJ6s. pount~d. Then I nroc d0~0d to ~asn !'t h-:: bo~ tles but I couldn' gc:t tik •; rush in th-.: bottJcs, so I turn'-"d h2m insidL: out them vmsh2d c..i1.d ; _-~? ::;. T~dn ~10nt to th; ,,L dr..., I fo1J.rld----B0Y. our c~0t 1i 0 is th~ ord~rliest Offic~~ in th0 w~rld. 0r ... c 1 •. .L ,_, : :·.:· , ,__ . ., ~:. }. : MY PAL Littld bankroll clre we part, Lat me pr0ss you to my heart. All this month I work0d for you I w~s faithful, you wer~ true. Littlcl b~nkroll, inn d~y, You and I will g0 nwny To find n gQy unQ f~stiv~ spot 1 1 11 return but you will not. -Hn.ppy Days- r:-ass Snrg--------C'lmp Diaticinn. Co. Cl2r~--------Miniatur~ c.o. 1st. S2rg~-------The guy you'd lik0 to ~~Jt in a dark ulldy. Goldbrick~r------Thu guy who talk a good d~ys work. Coo~s------------The guys you ~C~ld lik~ to fry 2 std~k for ~nd ma~j th'-"m d~t it. Ni [ ht ~~ tchman---Th~ b~ginning of D. ·nig :: t cin O';' l . ', 'ho00oou :)uOO'? I.It:? Crtrnp F.omc;u-------Gl:-,rk C:.ble all dr~sscd up in his 0 D~ah hle 1 s. First Aia Ll~n----Poison alitt Kid. CCC Boy----------':Jho th 1 11 wants t ,) '. 1.:n o·r.r • THB FROG 1.r-._1 hat c.·1- funny 11· ttle bi' A +-ct a frog are. He nint got no tail at1nll almos h2rdly. 1;··hen him w all;;:s him hops, v.r?1cn him d:mt r·al)<him sits on his lit 4 L :: te.il· hich he c::int GOt at a:q., j al_ ·tost hardly. [_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __t.__ __ _...,:__ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ...! 1 1 1 |
