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Show - · - - ·- - ----1 Gentle r:1e n of co. 593 &Co 529, Greetings from t:-ie press room. I 1 bring you the nevrs of the month, the ups 8nd donns and the big monthly gossip. This colum.r; is again on the air, being directed, ably I hop e , by y our correspondent Mt'. "Key Hole Winchel" Ma son. It is my fond hope thr, t this colur.m uill h!!ve your fond approval. In e very issue of this paper it rrill be my aim to give to you the "Lon Donn" on all the deep secre ts in our society and the ner1s that is unattainable by you. The which I hote, ~ear readers you uill digest with much relish. It is our privilege t o have in our midst the one and only Mr', "Heart Throb" Richen of the Motor Pool fame. He has in the past fen vrn eks give n V·3 ry clos e a tt e ntion to a c e rt ', in young lady (Katherine) at the Auto Camp. Th i s s crib e h a s it t he, t h':! is V•J ry much in hot Ho.ter. Watch your st e p " Hes.rt Throb", is the n rit e r.s adv1c e . Good n o s me, Yiha t h a v e ,.-, G her c . A n m.' s flash eonc a rning Mr. Sno z zle pc.c o t ti. Marty old dear ,r!o a re informo d that you ar c going in for highe r educ a t ion. That is v ory nic'G• r·e r1ish you the l:lrest of luck in nht.tt ever fi e ld you may e nter. School teachers my "fren" ! are alrrays , .·illing to p8rt P i th the ir knonl e d~e, es pee ially a certain ' school t 2acher r:ho r e sid e s a t t,h e Auto camp, Flash-- -Flasht,--One oi tho p1,, i v il 3god ch ar e c t 3rs a nd man about camp, a l s o one of our so e st0eme d kichc n forc e , Rias b e en given a v ery important pro motion. Le t me pr e s 2nt to the r eaders Mr. Peo.rl McNutt. He has gr a dun t e d from t~e ex~ lt , d pos ition o f Pearl Div e r to the position of Spud P3 o l e r. Faeµ uo th e s ood ; &rk Pc0rl, the r e 's alw a ~s roo m for mor , s ue::-, - ss . J\T O,°l dGPr r 2 a d .1 ·1::, rr J ha v r=; t he c h oi c < Js t '.J it of g o s sip of t h o month . about Mr. Hurry -Up Gobin. Hon a r J t ho l c t L.,r s from th n t b ,; . utiful blond holdi n g out? r •on't g et d i c our rg_:; d if y ou only g J t thr c-o l e tte rs ] 8 ··re e k, Ti me · r lonc ' ill h ·· a l fi ll hu r ts. H,:;:-, r ! Hoar! This is t he n :.L'S t he. t ;, ; 3 h ave b oo n n8.i tinrs for. ' Ye s S ir! Mr. Burt :E. v .:rns of co. 5 29 i s co rn p L :t .::, ly lost fro rr. our midst a s h e is suff :; ril'l~ fro m th .::, wo ll kno·:.n i l ln __: s s c a lLJd Love . Oh Y0s ! Th o s 8 thin 7 s d o h a ppe n in t h ,:; c.c .c •• ~ho boy s in his t e nt c nn't 1 eve n c omc no a r hi m , .h :- n h e r . : : c c i V 0 s n l -J t t or frorr. hcilme. Sh ! . He r o is th, r o o son nhy. Most of th ::; s e l e tte rs co rr-c) from his Heart Throb a nd a ft 0r h o re n ds thorn, h.J is usuo. ly in too rr..uch of n d a z e to a o or s a y a ny t h inp·. We 11 c ongr ad ul o. tions e n d 1: :: -. :a nt n pi e c e of the i! e d ding c o. kc , s o don 1 t forg e t c1.s 1 'J ··ill b e oxpe cting it. Nm: \·: i th my column c nd .:.)d I l ·)n v c y ou '. . i t h t h i c th ough t ·.' ic h shou l fl lin g ,1 r in your memory. Is your c fford to h .:; lp t he othe r f c llor1 miic :. .: r o l I ··,ondor? You m8y ov or-shod ou tho ot h e r f o ll o·,; in rya tur r l ::'- bility , b ut by h .! lping him y ou h e lp y our s.::, lf. v t ·ith thi s thoug ht in rd n d I c lo s ,: th i s colµrr.n c. nd un til '.. J mc c., t / c gain in tho ·n~xt i s suJ , I bi d y ou t h ~ b e st of luck. i "S u n-Dorm Sl i J7111 gc son 0 I |
