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Show Page Four MO "D" EL February 25, 1924. AT SCHOOL. At 6*hool we sit and stndy, About most everything. We learn aboui the air and clouds We even learn to We learn about the foreign wars, And Germany and Spain. We learn about the air and clouds, And why it has to rain. We learn just what is two times two And all the tables thus, We learn just what is meant by "times," And what is meant by "plus." We learn just what is beat to day,>i i And different kind of speech. We know just what;'theJgreat ;me,n. (ii said ¦ ¦ ., ii . , ,, . • Soon we'll know,,.JH>w, to preach. So all the tlmfe 1?e*re; rbusy, , And trying to keep the rule. So that we'll ^ej^ytar,,lemons, And soon be out.<of scnbol. i ,; ?rTj -ROXIE M ------------0------:----- Andy-"WJ^at on earth did you d that for-you Dig blockhead ?" Tony-"Sh^ut up. You're the big gest nut I ever did see." Mr. Decker-"Boys, boys, you forget I am present. Othello-"Is Miss Hlggs very par-; ticular about the punctuation in your themes?" Ted-"I'll say she is, she even criticizes us if we have a period up side down,'" Mr. Willus Savage, an Important member of the faculty has been ill for some time. The students of his classes hope for his speedy recovery. -ENID OTTLEY. AN OSTRICH TIP The Monkey Wrench: The following story is told of Golden Black: Once he had to recite an old poem beginning: "At midnight in his guarded, tent* / The Turk lay dreaming of the hour When Greece, her knee in suppliance bent, Should tremble at his power." He, got; onjy ' as' far 'as":'^'Wlren Greece, b^r, knee/.' when iie^ 'stopped. TjWice he repeated ' "Greece," her kne^,";and;-then he broke" doWn. a The c-ol^ jprpfessor beamed on him over his glasses" and remarked: "Greece her knee once more, Golden, Perhaps she'll go then." "Deward," said his mother, seyere-ly, "some one has taken a big piece of pie out of the pantry." Deward blushed guiltily. "Oh, Deward," She exclaimed, "I didn't think it was in you!" "It ain't all," Replied Deward, "part of it's in Grace." ¦'¦'¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ Mr- Tolman was telling at the table of a row between two men in which he had interferec. one ha& swung a shovel aloft, shouting, T'll knock your brains out!" "It was at this moment," Mr. Tolman explained to his family, "that I stepped in between them." His little boy had been listening, round eyed with excitement. Now he burst forth: "I guess he couldn't knock any brains out of you could he pa?" Stuck!-"What is 2 _j_ 2?" Blanche Black-"I don't know." Stucki-"If I laid two eggs on my desk and two on your desk how many would their be.?" Blanche Black-"I don't think you can do it. Miss Parrot-A friend in the business gave me this lovely plume and the tip that featherg will be fashionable this year. Little Monk-What was It? Miss Parrot-The ostrich. Little Monk-Oh, then it's a genuine ostrich tip. Jenkins & Tczer MEATS GFO- }RIES FRUITS VEGETABLES 'Phone 2-3 JUST as the United States Government's name upon paper money gives it a value in silver or gold equivalent to that amount shown on its face, so does • 5* Stamped in the shank of a shoe give it a value worthy of the price asked, whether it be little or more, dependent upon the.grade of shoe purchased. BUSTER BROWN SHOES at R. J. LAW'S J. U. RENCHER Analytic,Watch Doctor and Clock Surgeon. Delta, Utah BONNEVILLE LUMBER CO. (Home Builders.) BANK HOTEL and CAFE ROOMS and GOOD EATS. Prices Reasonable DELTA, UTAH If you can't see-SEE Dr. MILLS, 0. D. His (! lasses Fit. |
