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Show Page Four M 0 "D" E L Frebruary 15, 1924. HELPS (Continued from Page One.) zens that we can use the braina God gave us in making our dancing and social life what it should be, thereby helping first, ourselves, second, our school and third, our town. LU RU STAPLEY. DRAMATIC ART. The one act plays are now ready to go on the stage. The Play Production class is going to put on one more set of one act plays and when they are completed will stage a three act play. The Junior8 are working hard on their play "The Snowball" and they expect to put it on in a short time. It is being produced to help raise funds for the Junior Prom. The Monkey Wrench GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN "Are caterpillars good to eat?" asked little Lloyd, at the dinner table. "No." said Mr. Tolman. "What makes you ask a question like that while we are eating?" "You had one on your lettuce, but ito gone now," replied Lloyd. IT SURELY SPREADS Miss Higgs to English class- "Can ¦ anyone tell what an epidemic is?" No answer -"An epidemic," she explained, "is anything that spreads, j now what is an epidemic?" "Jam, Ma'am", shouted the class in chorus. FRESHMEN CLASS REPORT.1 Mr- Decker--"You've been keep- The Freshmen Class of the High School gave a party Thursday night,' January 31st, 1924. Games and dancing were enjoyed, and a delici-j ous repast was served, consisting of fried chicken, sandwiches, pickles, cheese, jello, and whipped cream. The "Freshies" supported their party well, and a good time was had by all. -BLANCH BLACK JUST SO. When everything goes crooked And seems inclined to rile, Don't kick, nor fuss, nor fidget, Just-you-smile. It's hard to learn the lesson, . But learn it if you'd win, When people tease and pester, Just-you-grin. When someone tries to do you By taking more than half, Be patient, firm and pleasant, Just-you-laugh. But if \ou find your stuffy (something of course you will) And cannot smile, nor grin, nor laugh. J usl -keep-still. IRENE SHIULEY. o Mr. Ti>!n>an to Aim Skancky- l.i., tull ne you only foroxe one difch yesterday." Miss Skaucky "Yes that's right." Mr. Tolman -"How did that happen?" M: ¦ r • ;:y -"It was the last one." ing me waiting around here like an eld fool for an hour." Wife-"Well, my dear, I may have kept you waiting, but I had nothing to do with how you you waited." Golden Black complained to Mr. Tolman that he'd got a splinter* in his finger. "You should have more sense," was the harsh comment, "than to scratch your head. Sherman Perkins sat at the foot of a telegraph pole, with a tin can in his hands. The curious old gentleman gazed first at the lad and then at the can, much perplexed. "Caterpillars!" he ejaculated. "What are you doing with them?" "They climb trees and eat the leaves," explained Sherman. "Yes?" "And ro," continued Sherman proudly, "I'm foolin' this bunch by lettin' 'em climb the telegraph pole." Jenkins & Tozer MEATS GRO" FRUITS V?.QZ ABLES 'Phone 2-3 JUST as the United States Government's name upon paper money gives it a value in silver or gold equivalent to that amouni shown on its face, so does • 5* Stamped in the shank of a shoe give it a value worthy of the price asked, whether it be little or more, dependent upon the grade of shoe purchased. BUSTER BROWN SHOES at R. J. LAW'S J. U. RENCHER Analytic Watch Doctor and Clock Surgeon. Delta, Utah BOjNNEVILLE LUMBER CO. (Home Builders.) BANK HOTEL and CAFE ROOMS and GOOD EATS. Prices Reasonable DELTA, UTAH If you can't aee-SEE Dr. MILLS, 0. I>. His Glasses Fit. |
