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Show Page Four M O "D" E L May 19, 1924. Judge "This man says that after he fired a shot, he saw you run from his chicken coop." Orville "He could easy be mistaken judge. Fast as I was running it might hare been someone else what faintly resembeles me." "Look here Kirby," said his boss, "every time I come around, you're loafing. How does it happen I never find you at vork?" "I'll tell you how it happens, boss. It's this svav, them rubber heels of yours don't make no noise at all.'' - -o- Henry decided to raise some chick-enc, he purchased a hen and thirteen eggs. Then wrote to a poultry raising company for Information. He soon got a reply which read: "Three weeks for chickens and four weeks for ducks. Later Henry wrote to the poultry company as follows: "Many thanks for your advice about the setting hen. She remained on the nest three weeks and at the end of that time there were no chickens hatched. As I did not care for ducks I took her off the nest and sold the eggs." Ray and Merril dined in a restuar-ant that was new to them, and were pained seriously by the amount of the check. Merrill began to expostulate in a loud rolce, bat Ray hushed him with a whisper: "Sh! I have the spoons in my pocket." f'Mti 1 1 M"M'HM"H"1"M M-l-M Man Held Fast in Bed of Asphalt All Night After being imprisoned in a bed of aspnalt a whole night. John Emery of Canton, O., was freed by a rescue crew which chopped at the material with axes for two boors. Emery fell into the pool while it was warm. He was stunned, and the asphalt hardened before be could escape. ilMIIH I 1 liJ M Illli II I 1 | GARDNER BRQg SEED FEED COAL The Monkey Wrench An ancient car chugged painfully up to the gate at the races. The gate-keeper, demanding the usual fee for automobiles, called: "A dollar for the car!" Reed looked up with a pathetic smile of relief and said, "Sold." Two ladies in a car disputed concerning the window, and at last called the conductor as a referee. "If this window is open," one declared. "I shall catch cold, and will probably die." "If the window is shut," the other announced, "I shall certainly suffocate." The conductor was at a loss but he welcomed the words of Lay who sat near by. He said: "First, open the window, conductor. That will kill one. Next, shut it. That will kill the other. Then we can have peace." THE MEATS and GROCERIES Delta Utah THE GOLDEN RULE STORE Delta, Ben Douglas BASEBALLS We've got 'em-and we Guarantee 'em for 27 innings. We are always getting new things in. Just received a beautiful assortment of dress goods, also a large variety of Shoes- We invite you to come in and see them. R. J. LAW'S J. U. RENCHER Analytic Watch Doctor and Clock Surgeon. Delta, Utah BONNEVILLE LUMBER CO. (HoW Builders.) Jenkins & Tozer MEATS GROCERIES FRUITS VEGETABLES 'Phone 2-3 BANK HOTEL and CAFE ROOMS and GOOD EATS. Prices Reasonable DELTA, tJTAH Dr. MILLS, 0. D. Eyesight Specialist and agent for GRAY and DORT CARS Best cars made. 30 Miles per gallon of gas. |