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Show .- ---AT LEAST- i-"i t:< Terr .. ;¦/ n; dss at tast j«fe . irl .ri ^vu 0 i + 1 e be ,ratcre buy 9 oa.-*ate =f tuw d i h* ;^ v 5 1 e be ,ratcre, buy - . - .< fssiiil I mull ms ss 1 as«i A Couple of Seens Bergstrom, Sr.-Say, Freddy, do you know this young rat, Mays. Freddy (alarmed)-No, father; er er no, not well. Mr. B. Sr.-I saw him yesterday. He was pointed out as Mays' son. He was with a tough-looking girl. He was chewing horseshoe or something. They were talking about a 'wild" party. Guess he's not a very decent sort of fellow, is he? Freddy-Uh, er, probably not, father. Mr. B.-Did you say you went to a party last night, Freddy. Freddy-Yes, father, a-er-eh, urn-you know, father, uh-er, a sort of, well, it was a stag party. Mr. B.-Oh! Same day. Mr. Mays-Tell me, Squee, what kind of a lad is Bergstrom's boy? A little fast? Squee-What do you mean, fast, dad? Mr. Mays.-Well, you know him pretty well, don't you? Squee-Why, yes; that is, we speak. Mr. Mays-He called up a girl from our office today. None too good a girl. Said something about lovin'. None too good a girl, Squee. Said it was a party. Where did you go last night, Squee? Squee-To a, er-um. Last night, dad? Oh, yes, last night. H'm, last night. Y eah, to a stag party, dad. Mr. Mays.-Oh. Squee-Say, Freddy, let's go to a movie tonight; just us two. Alone. Freddy-Yeah, all right!! And say, Squee, let's come home that way. (Already we inform Messrs. Mays and Bergstrom and all the students and all the otherwise enrolled, that this is not a true story, but we needed names to run it; and we had a lot of space, and nobody offered us any good material, and we didn't give 2 whoops anyway.) Page Two Hundred Twenty-four |