| OCR Text |
Show - - - -- - - - --·------ - -- -·--·--··-- - - ·- · ,_ ·-· -- - - ---·- -- - -March 1, 1937 j 1' J \ \-vI\--- l Toad: "Did you take a showe r tod.By? 11 Drake : "No, is there one gone? 11 "I don't supuo se you don 1 t )' know nobod y who don 1 t want to know nobod y who don•t want to hire nobodJZ to do nothi lt, don 1 t cha?" Mr. Merkl ey: "Yes, I ,don I t. 11 --oo.'.)-Capta .in. 11 Now tell zne, Wha.t is your idea. of straii egy." Dr. Taylo r: "When you run our of ~ i t i o n but keep right on shoot ing at pheas ants. 11 --oOo -Swede H. 11 Do you mind if I smoke sir? 11 Capta in: "Hell , I don't care if y ou burnJ " --000 -..... --000 -- --oOo -- II i I --oOo -- . I think that sheep a.re the stuj}-- i: idest of all living anima ls." 1 Polly .A.nna: "Yes, my lamb. " 1 11 -000 -- your Fritz : "Why did girl frien d turn out t ne light s the other night ?" Shady : 11 I th ink she 1 ove s me but wants to keep it in the dark. 11 i Mr. DeGr aff: "Why aren' t you writin g?" \ \i Fatso : 11 I ain't got no pen. 11 \ Mr. DeGra ff: 11 Tsk, Tsk, where 1s your 1' · Gramn er?" ! Fatso : 11 Aw, sher s d·ead. ,11 I Waldo : "Will you tell me the differ enc betwe en shill ings and pence ? n Honey : "You C&.n wa.lk down t h e stree t ) witho ut shilli ngs. 11 I I \ Poost y: lst Ohio Enrol lee: "What is the most popul ar song back home? " 2nd Ohio Enrol lee: 11 I don, t know, what is it7 11 1st Ohio Enrol lee: "Rive r stay awe.y from my door. 11 Bed: ' "..,./ ; - -oOo - . --oOo -- ! __ ·1/ 11 Youre late again . Ion it you know what time we start lf'Ork aroun d he re?" Eddy: "No sir. ~ey'r e 4tll'l"BJ"S' at it when I get here. " ( \· Cliff : IIWh,e re are you from? !1 Dilwo rth: "Maine~ i: • · · ' ·· •.• Cliff : 11 M~ine ! What part of Mil.ine? 11 Dilwo rth: 11 Ma.in pa,rt of ,A.lpine. 11 I ;__ JtiVi . rj--. 1//// - ) .. ' Herb: --000 -- l' ••·!9:l //-- ~"- } I - - ~1, • .\ ,llf..:,<l._ I Ma..x: "When I was a ba,by I wa.s left an orpha n. 11 Lefty : 11 What did you do with it?" --oOo -Dr. Taylo r: 11 Wnat cigar you gave me taste d like a rope. " · Lieut enant : 11 Skip it~ 11 --oOo -- ]la.in e: 11 What 'cha putti ng it air mail for, It won 1 t get to Goshe n any quick er. 11 |
